EVERYONE REACHES A POINT WHERE THEY´RE SPAIN-ED OUT!
MUNDAIJO! Okay, we can´t speak Spanish, and that´s not the word for Monday, but you understood, right? That´s our point exactly. Why spend time and money learning other languages when you can simply gesture and yell at people until they understand. Trust us when we tell you that some gestures are truly understood around the world! Anyway, we figured that we pretty much have gestured and yelled enough in Spain so we´re moving North.
We hopped a train this morning headed for Madrid (the "Crossroads of Spain!"), but that´s not our next destination. We actually got Budweiser (the sponsor of the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour) to spring for a couple of "short hop" KLM tickets and we´re flying from there to Amsterdam (guess why!). There´s actually logic behind taking a plane instead of a train. The damn British don´t honor Eurorail passes (the only in country in Europe that doesn´t!) and we weren´t about to spend Budweiser´s cash making those Queen loving bastards rich when we have a perfectly good forged rail pass (it´s worked everywhere else!).
So we said goodbye last night to our Spanian friends, we bought a few rounds of Budweiser for the bar and then we crawled up the stairs (5 flights) to spend our last night in Espana! (they won a bronze medal in Olympic fencing yesterday!). Just like our mothers´cooking, we´ll miss Spain as much as possible, but the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour is like a runaway freight train (without the hobos or the union rail employees) and it can´t be stopped. Tomorrow we´ll be telling you tales from the land of wooden shoes, looking at fields of beautiful "two-lips" and...
NO PICS! DON´T BLAME US YOU HATERS! THE SPANIAN INTERNET SPEED THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!
We hopped a train this morning headed for Madrid (the "Crossroads of Spain!"), but that´s not our next destination. We actually got Budweiser (the sponsor of the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour) to spring for a couple of "short hop" KLM tickets and we´re flying from there to Amsterdam (guess why!). There´s actually logic behind taking a plane instead of a train. The damn British don´t honor Eurorail passes (the only in country in Europe that doesn´t!) and we weren´t about to spend Budweiser´s cash making those Queen loving bastards rich when we have a perfectly good forged rail pass (it´s worked everywhere else!).
So we said goodbye last night to our Spanian friends, we bought a few rounds of Budweiser for the bar and then we crawled up the stairs (5 flights) to spend our last night in Espana! (they won a bronze medal in Olympic fencing yesterday!). Just like our mothers´cooking, we´ll miss Spain as much as possible, but the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour is like a runaway freight train (without the hobos or the union rail employees) and it can´t be stopped. Tomorrow we´ll be telling you tales from the land of wooden shoes, looking at fields of beautiful "two-lips" and...
NO PICS! DON´T BLAME US YOU HATERS! THE SPANIAN INTERNET SPEED THAT RUINS EVERYTHING!

We hope you two get to see some two-lips, they bloom all year around and they are also good to eat......We hope when you silly bastards get to Holland you have a happy ending. Remember, drink lots of Budweiser, have lots of fun, and remember, we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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Have you forgotten the basic Spanish I taught you two?? For the last time its "EL'MONDAYO". Ok.. "Two-lips, now that"'s the lunatics we Know!
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Good grief, we sure are missing the pics. Well at least when you get to Amsterdam we can all "enjoy" or delve into the imaginary. Oh and speaking of two lips, you know whats better than roses on a piano? We'll leave the answer to your imagination. Be cool and be careful not to get any on yourselves. Love ya'll
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