IT'S VIENNA! WHERE ARE ALL THE YOUNG BOYS IN THAT CHOIR?
MONDAY! Busy, busy, busy - it's the beginning of the week! Yup, we're still in Vienna, Austria and the authorities haven't caught onto us yet! It's depressing because we're accustomed to police escorts to the train station in most cities. Maybe it's because Vienna is so...ah....so....ugh - TOURIST! Look, we know we're tourists too, but we don't wear shorts with black socks and Birkenstocks, our camera lenses are smaller than Kevin's... (everything is!) and we never use maps (that whole "North is up" thing is VERY confusing!). Folks, even in the strip clubs here the "dancers" take dollars (it's very un-Austrian!).
But there are good parts to Vienna. For example, today we wandered around the historic section and saw signs that said "Mozart," "Freud" and "Opera House." Look, we don't know what all that means exactly, but we do know it is important to somebody (who doesn't have a life) so we were impressed. We tried to go into the Vienna Public Library (because in American public libraries that's where all the drunks sleep) and they wanted an admission charge of $2 bucks! We don't know about you, but that's allot of cash for a place that doesn't even have "Hustler" on the magazine rack!
Okay, so we can tell our friends we "saw" Vienna, but now we're soooooo outta here that we can't even hear classical music anymore! That's right! Even without being asked to leave (what does that tell you about the Austrians?) we're on a train to Budapest, Hungary! We figure if we can't get a "squeezer" for less than five bucks and we have to listen to Brahmas Lullaby in strip clubs, we're heading back to a Communist (former) country. At least in Budapest we've heard that we can buy smuggled Budweiser for a buck and the Hungarian women are more than happy to...
FOUR PICS AND (YEAH, BABY!) A VIDEO!
Kevin was supposed to meet the Vienna Boys Choir Here! Come on - IT'S JUST A BUMPER STICKER!
It's our favorite strip club, but "squeezers" cost $15! Just wait until we get internet porn on this 200ft plasma TV!
IT'S NOT CLEVER, IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S A VIDEO! NOW YOU'LL KNOW CHURCHES DON'T NEED CASH!
But there are good parts to Vienna. For example, today we wandered around the historic section and saw signs that said "Mozart," "Freud" and "Opera House." Look, we don't know what all that means exactly, but we do know it is important to somebody (who doesn't have a life) so we were impressed. We tried to go into the Vienna Public Library (because in American public libraries that's where all the drunks sleep) and they wanted an admission charge of $2 bucks! We don't know about you, but that's allot of cash for a place that doesn't even have "Hustler" on the magazine rack!
Okay, so we can tell our friends we "saw" Vienna, but now we're soooooo outta here that we can't even hear classical music anymore! That's right! Even without being asked to leave (what does that tell you about the Austrians?) we're on a train to Budapest, Hungary! We figure if we can't get a "squeezer" for less than five bucks and we have to listen to Brahmas Lullaby in strip clubs, we're heading back to a Communist (former) country. At least in Budapest we've heard that we can buy smuggled Budweiser for a buck and the Hungarian women are more than happy to...
FOUR PICS AND (YEAH, BABY!) A VIDEO!
Kevin was supposed to meet the Vienna Boys Choir Here! Come on - IT'S JUST A BUMPER STICKER!
It's our favorite strip club, but "squeezers" cost $15! Just wait until we get internet porn on this 200ft plasma TV!
IT'S NOT CLEVER, IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S A VIDEO! NOW YOU'LL KNOW CHURCHES DON'T NEED CASH!
We are so glad that the two of you are finally going to church to cleanse all of your sins. It is never to late to ask the lord for forgiveness ya pricks ya. Have lots of fun and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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