"CHECKPOINT CHARLIE CLEAR!" - "AH, ROGER THAT!"
FRIDAY – and we have just one word for you – BERLIN, BABY! Okay that’s two words, but one’s a noun and one’s…ah…er….not a noun. Anyway, is there any word, any city, any place (any website other than www.hirusuite_russian_women_want_to_meet_you.com) that evokes such emotion? East Berlin, West Berlin, Berlin Airlift, Berlin Wall, Berlin Centerfold Girls (2 drink minimum includes 5 minute lapdance before 8pm) – It’s all good, right?
Folks, you won’t believe where we started the day, where we spent the day or where we’ll end the day. Ready, GO! Okay, we spent the night last night in a monastery (NOT KIDDING!), so we obviously started the day getting a few cheap “squeezers” from the nuns (the Sisters of Perpetual Ecstasy). Folks, we did it for Jesus even though the Buddhist “squeezers” we got in China lasted longer and cost less (damn Euro/Dollar exchange rate!). Anyway, with smiles on our faces we then went directly to “Checkpoint Charlie” hoping that we might negotiate an end to the Cold War and tear down the Berlin Wall.
God Damn Ronald Reagan! It turns out that we were just a few minutes late and in 1989 he made that Commie Gorbachev tear down the Wall and open everything up! Those bastards stole our idea and didn’t even give us a footnote in their biographies. That’ll be the last time we vote for either one of them again! But hey, it’s Friday and we’re in Europe, so why let a little thing like the Berlin Wall depress us? Just like all good Germans, we‘re getting out of town for the weekend and going where the beer is cold and the women are cheap – PRAGUE, BABY…
SIX PICTURES, BUT NO VIDEO (SORRY! - F'ing SLOW INTERNET!)
In West Berlin size REALLY matters! The Berlin Wall - Damn Reagan & Gorbachev beat us to it!
Crossing the "Line" - We're pretty good at that! CHECKPOINT CHARLIE! Exchange prisoners NOW!
Safely back in West Berlin - BARELY! Nice passport stamp, eh?
Folks, you won’t believe where we started the day, where we spent the day or where we’ll end the day. Ready, GO! Okay, we spent the night last night in a monastery (NOT KIDDING!), so we obviously started the day getting a few cheap “squeezers” from the nuns (the Sisters of Perpetual Ecstasy). Folks, we did it for Jesus even though the Buddhist “squeezers” we got in China lasted longer and cost less (damn Euro/Dollar exchange rate!). Anyway, with smiles on our faces we then went directly to “Checkpoint Charlie” hoping that we might negotiate an end to the Cold War and tear down the Berlin Wall.
God Damn Ronald Reagan! It turns out that we were just a few minutes late and in 1989 he made that Commie Gorbachev tear down the Wall and open everything up! Those bastards stole our idea and didn’t even give us a footnote in their biographies. That’ll be the last time we vote for either one of them again! But hey, it’s Friday and we’re in Europe, so why let a little thing like the Berlin Wall depress us? Just like all good Germans, we‘re getting out of town for the weekend and going where the beer is cold and the women are cheap – PRAGUE, BABY…
SIX PICTURES, BUT NO VIDEO (SORRY! - F'ing SLOW INTERNET!)
In West Berlin size REALLY matters! The Berlin Wall - Damn Reagan & Gorbachev beat us to it!
Crossing the "Line" - We're pretty good at that! CHECKPOINT CHARLIE! Exchange prisoners NOW!
Safely back in West Berlin - BARELY! Nice passport stamp, eh?
Mayor Cochrane,
We're all just stunned you made it through Checkpoint Charlie and back again without trouble! Your negotiating skills must be better than ever.
Who are Reagan & Gorbie? Are these a couple of young, new drinking pals you've picked up along the way?
Sometimes it's all so confusing.....
Best,
The Roadhouse Political History Debating Team (We're 0 and 700 Baby!)
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You two lunatics are lucky the wall is down, lest you be behind it! Have you been to the beer gardens Germany is so famous for? You two should fit very well in Germany as they are mostly drunk like you two lushes!
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You two seem to fit right in with those Commie bastards, but then again you fit in with anybody. Have a great weekend and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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