WEDNESDAY!  Like all good things (wars, dog bites, military coups, internet porn) our stay in Stockholm has come to an end – and we were just getting to know all pimps and strippers on a first name basis!  We would have stayed in Sweden longer but there’s some bogus NATO extradition treaty about registered sex offenders (we swear we didn't know that the German Shepard was underage!), so with our identities known it was mutually agreed that we should peacefully leave the country and avoid (as the Royal f’ing police put it) an “international incident.”

After drinking at a local pub most of the night (NOT KIDDING!) we staggered only half sober at some ungodly hour (like 8am) to the train station and waved a hearty goodbye to our police escorts (with the appropriate finger).  Folks, it’s not like we’re common criminals (we’re “uncommon” criminals), but those damn Swedes telephoned ahead and we were denied entrance to Denmark right at the Copenhagen train station.  With our options limited we boarded some “bullet shaped” train pointing south and Germany welcomed us like they welcomed Hitler and the Third Reich!

HAMBURG, GERMANY, BABY!  Okay, other than being the country’s second largest city (see, our website is educational – we’re applying for a grant from Public Television) do you know what else Hamburg is famous for?  THE BEATLES!  Oh you betcha!  This is where their first drummer (Peter Best) quit and they hired Ringo Starr– the rest is history!  We got a last minute deal on some dive hotel room in the red light district (NOT KIDDING!), we know now that we’re out of Scandinavia the pubs will serve Budweiser and in the meantime, sing along with us, “I wanna hold your…

                                                                     FOUR PICS (as usual) and ANOTHER VIDEO - YEAH!

      
In Stockholm the trash cans are bigger than Stacy!               Hmmmm, Stacy in a bar?  That's so...er....ah....natural!

      
The UN Gang!  Peter, Rosa, Kevin, Nina, David & Stacy!      Kevin's not sorry for what he did, he's sorry he stopped!

                                              DO YOU THINK BEER WAS INVOLVED IN ANY MANNER IN THIS VIDEO?