WHAT HAPPENS IN STOCKHOLM STAYS IN STOCKHOLM - UNLESS IT'S FILMED BY PLAYBOY TV!
TUESDAY! We're still in Stockholm and we're still sleeping on the little red boat anchored in the canal. We're not kidding about this folks, and yes we're really sleeping in bunk beds! Let's see, Kevin has the lower bunk (along with twin lingerie models from Denmark named "Helga1" and "Helga2") and Stacy is on top (ya'll know she likes that!) with two firemen visiting from Prague. Okay, the bunk bed part is true but the lingerie model/firemen part is... HEY, WHAT HAPPENS IN STOCKHOLM STAYS IN STOCKHOLM!
So here's the deal. Stockholm is basically three distinct areas separated by canals and waterways. We're anchored on the south bank in an area called "Sodermalm" (there should be two little dots over the "o" in that word, but we don't how to type 'em!) which is where all the pubs and bars are located (does this surprise you?). North across a bridge is "Old Town" where the Swedish Royal Family have a castle, or motorhome, or pup-tent or something (it's 10 bucks to see it so we said "Royal this!"). Then across another bridge (still heading north - GET A COMPASS!) is "Central" where there are office buildings (for losers with jobs in banks and stuff) and the train station - where we invested a few hours of "quality" time today figuring out how to use the Eurorail pass that Budweiser (finally) sent us.
Folks, here's a just a peek into our life in Stockholm. Last night we wandered the streets of Sodermalm (remember the two little dots!) from pub to pub looking for Budweiser. The Swedish speaking dogs had none of that "American Water" (their words, not ours!) and instead kept pouring us some beer called Kolbe (yes, with two bullsh_t dots over the "o"). Here's what we know (or remember) about Kolbe - IT'S 8% ALCOHOL! Boy, it sure would have been nice to know that before we each had five of them - BEFORE DINNER!. Let's just say that we weren't any fun for the lingerie models or the firemen after that - but we're still here, we still have the bunk beds and tonight's another night...
FOUR PICS AND A SHORT (VERY SHORT - BUT WORTH IT) VIDEO!
What happens on the Red Boat stays on the Red Boat! The view from our bunk bed room!
It's a bit cramped with us, the models and the firemen! In the U.S Kevin's "issues" are an illness, not a crime!
A SHORT (IT'S TECHNIQUE NOT SIZE, RIGHT?) VIDEO - JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW!
So here's the deal. Stockholm is basically three distinct areas separated by canals and waterways. We're anchored on the south bank in an area called "Sodermalm" (there should be two little dots over the "o" in that word, but we don't how to type 'em!) which is where all the pubs and bars are located (does this surprise you?). North across a bridge is "Old Town" where the Swedish Royal Family have a castle, or motorhome, or pup-tent or something (it's 10 bucks to see it so we said "Royal this!"). Then across another bridge (still heading north - GET A COMPASS!) is "Central" where there are office buildings (for losers with jobs in banks and stuff) and the train station - where we invested a few hours of "quality" time today figuring out how to use the Eurorail pass that Budweiser (finally) sent us.
Folks, here's a just a peek into our life in Stockholm. Last night we wandered the streets of Sodermalm (remember the two little dots!) from pub to pub looking for Budweiser. The Swedish speaking dogs had none of that "American Water" (their words, not ours!) and instead kept pouring us some beer called Kolbe (yes, with two bullsh_t dots over the "o"). Here's what we know (or remember) about Kolbe - IT'S 8% ALCOHOL! Boy, it sure would have been nice to know that before we each had five of them - BEFORE DINNER!. Let's just say that we weren't any fun for the lingerie models or the firemen after that - but we're still here, we still have the bunk beds and tonight's another night...
FOUR PICS AND A SHORT (VERY SHORT - BUT WORTH IT) VIDEO!
What happens on the Red Boat stays on the Red Boat! The view from our bunk bed room!
It's a bit cramped with us, the models and the firemen! In the U.S Kevin's "issues" are an illness, not a crime!
A SHORT (IT'S TECHNIQUE NOT SIZE, RIGHT?) VIDEO - JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW!
At least you guys didn't fall off the bed like I did when we got hit with a 6.2 earthquake yesterday!
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Why is it that wherever you two lunatics go the Police are always nearby??????? And what is this fantasy about firemen, whats wrong with real men like the POLICE!!!
That town your in sounds like some sort of biblical story, Sodermalm and Goingtotherear.
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Bwhahahahahah. This site is always great for getting me in trouble at work for laughing too loud.
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The bunk beds look comfortable - is that the cruise ship you took from Helsinki to Stockholm? Why you silly bastards, you just do not quit. Find some of that refreshing Budweiser and have a great time, and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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