MONDAY -  IT WORKED!  We bought a cheap-ass ticket yesterday for the overnight ferry from Helsinki, Finland to Stockholm, Sweden (17 hours on Royal Viking Line).  When we got on board (using our ticket in "steerage!") we asked where our suite was located.  In all the confusion (and yelling and threatening and talking trash about each other's mothers) they finally gave us the biggest suite (the "Commodore's Cabin") on the boat, but said we'd have to sign for it.  No prob, right?  Kevin just grabbed a pen and wrote, Bud W. Eiser."  It worked like a charm, and if they ever do catch up to us we'll just show 'em our fake Yemeni passports with Howard Stern and Jenna Jamison's names on them!

Okay, let's make sure you understand where we are - STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN!  Besides becoming sympathetic to our captors ("Stockholm Syndrome"), did you know that Alfred Nobel is from here!  The Swedes don't strike us a being too smart since they named the Peace Prize after the guy that invented dynamite, but wait - there's more!  They also invented the thong (NOT KIDDING!).  Now that's what we're talking about!  Tall promiscuous blonds wearing skimpy underwear laying in the reclining seats of a Volvo (the "safest" car in the world - and we always practice "safe car!").

When we arrived here this morning all the hotels were booked (some bullsh_t  European Union convention or something where they try to "F" with the dollar some more!) so we walked along the waterfront with our suitcases in tow figuring we could just sleep in the train station and get on the Germany ASAP.  But Allah was looking over us (along with Buddah and that other guy that left Mary as a single mom) and we stumbled into a floating "boat-tel" that rented us a room with bunk beds (Stacy loves being on top if you know what we mean!). It cost 200 Royal Kroners a night so we hope Budweiser can do the currency conversion because we have no damn idea how much that is in real "honest-to-God" American money.  Folks, we're literally sleeping on a tiny boat tied to a wharf in Stockholm, Sweden!  It just doesn't get any better than this except when Kevin is wearing one of his thongs, Stacy is at the wheel of a Volvo and the beer is flowing...

                                                  4 PICS AND A VIDEO!  WE KNOW YOU LOVE THE MOVING PICTURES!

      
"Goodbye Helsinki" from our suite on the Viking Line!        The Baltic from the "fantail" (Kevin's a big "fan" of "tail!")

      
Just like Pam Anderson, Stockholm has big fiords!             The 900 number girls sound nasty, but it's all in Swedish!

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