WE BEIJING AFTER EVERY MEAL! - DO YOU?
It's THURSDAY! And we're in Beijing, China! Just chew on that one for a few minutes! Kevin & Stacy, the poster children for Capitalism (God Bless 'em!), in Beijing staying at a hostel for $15 bucks a night (NOT KIDDING!) just a block from Tiananmen Square! It wasn't easy getting here - 2 days of flying to Shanghai, 20 hours overnight on a train to Xi'an and finally 16 hours on another train overnight to Bei-F'ing-Jing! Folks, this is it! We're in the capital of China (like Washington D.C. only with a better president).
We arrived at 7:15am (local time) at the Beijing West train station (there are three train stations in this "village" of 20 million people - 10,000 babies born every month!). We pushed and shoved our way onto the #9 public bus (FYI: nobody uses Irish Spring or Scope!) and rode in rush hour traffic about 45 minutes to the stop nearest where we wanted to stay (Tiananmen - the center of Communism, baby!). Trust us, we didn't look like foreigners with our blond hair, dragging suitcases down the street and snapping pictures every ten feet. Anyway, we found a place called the "Leo Hostel" where we have a room, a bed and free (slow) internet for just $15 (100 Yuan) a night.
We barely got here and set up for our weekly live (topless) video broadcast sponsored by Budweiser, the Palm Canyon Roadhouse (in Palm Springs, Baby!) and Finnegan's Easy (in the French Quarter, New Orleans!). At 10 am local time Thursday (which is 7pm Wednesday in California) we went on the air and everybody gathered around TV's in bars across America to watch us harass local Chinese women, drink Budweiser (it's an "import" here) and attempt to push the limit without spending a night in a Chinese jail. Folks, we gotta tell ya, it was GREAT seeing and talking to all of our drunk friends across America! We'll be here in Beijing for the next five days (unless we're deported earlier), but then it's off to Mongolia and next week's broadcast from Ulan Bator (Capital of Mongolia!). In the meantime we'll keep posting right here everyday and drinking beer every hour...
NO VIDEO TODAY (SO FIRE US!) - BUT SIX PICTURES!
The I Ching? This is it, baby - No, like "the" I CHING! Bud's sponsorship is cool, but the umbrella is a bitch!
The #9 bus was just 15 cents and smelled GREAT! - NOT! Kevin wrestles to see if Communism is stronger!
Stacy embraces Tiananmen and a new way of life! Kevin protests China's occupation of Tibet!
We arrived at 7:15am (local time) at the Beijing West train station (there are three train stations in this "village" of 20 million people - 10,000 babies born every month!). We pushed and shoved our way onto the #9 public bus (FYI: nobody uses Irish Spring or Scope!) and rode in rush hour traffic about 45 minutes to the stop nearest where we wanted to stay (Tiananmen - the center of Communism, baby!). Trust us, we didn't look like foreigners with our blond hair, dragging suitcases down the street and snapping pictures every ten feet. Anyway, we found a place called the "Leo Hostel" where we have a room, a bed and free (slow) internet for just $15 (100 Yuan) a night.
We barely got here and set up for our weekly live (topless) video broadcast sponsored by Budweiser, the Palm Canyon Roadhouse (in Palm Springs, Baby!) and Finnegan's Easy (in the French Quarter, New Orleans!). At 10 am local time Thursday (which is 7pm Wednesday in California) we went on the air and everybody gathered around TV's in bars across America to watch us harass local Chinese women, drink Budweiser (it's an "import" here) and attempt to push the limit without spending a night in a Chinese jail. Folks, we gotta tell ya, it was GREAT seeing and talking to all of our drunk friends across America! We'll be here in Beijing for the next five days (unless we're deported earlier), but then it's off to Mongolia and next week's broadcast from Ulan Bator (Capital of Mongolia!). In the meantime we'll keep posting right here everyday and drinking beer every hour...
NO VIDEO TODAY (SO FIRE US!) - BUT SIX PICTURES!
The I Ching? This is it, baby - No, like "the" I CHING! Bud's sponsorship is cool, but the umbrella is a bitch!
The #9 bus was just 15 cents and smelled GREAT! - NOT! Kevin wrestles to see if Communism is stronger!
Stacy embraces Tiananmen and a new way of life! Kevin protests China's occupation of Tibet!
Kevin you should not fight with those Chinese people - they're communists bastards! One of those guys will pull out a knife - you should know better ya silly bastard ya. Stacy, keep that raging lunatic out of trouble or he will be in front of a Chinese firing squad. Remeber, though, we cannot help but love you two. Have fun.
guy and cary.
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Really Good to see our lunatic friends via web cam all the way from Beijing. I saw the local police give you that "I am watching you look". Lets see, four more days in Beijing = beers = strip club = Jail! The good news is they won't have a Buba in jail to make you his girlfriend!! Stacy you have your hands full with this guy. And no I didn't mean it that way?!!
SEE ya next Wednesday on your webcast!
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