YOU'RE NOT DRUNK IF YOU CAN LAY ON THE FLOOR WITHOUT HOLDING ON!
And on the seventh day, the sabbath day, the day that even God got to rest, WE HAD TO DO STUFF! It's Sunday, we're hungover like teenagers drinking "Night Train" and we still had to roll out of the sofa-sleeper before noon to continue our preparations for the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (beginning June 10 and sponsored by Budweiser!). With just two days to go before takeoff, we had a big sendoff party last night at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (on PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!).
Let's see...Lowell (our trailer park manager) and Marsha organized the party along with Roadhouse proprietors Greg & Eleanor. The Budweiser folks (they sponsor us you know!) put up posters and handed out free balloons (sorta like at a circus- only there wasn't any face painting and there weren't any clowns to frighten Kevin!). And of course the crowd of usual suspects showed up for the free cake and also to see if the beer was free (it wasn't). We're not normally too serious on this website (duh, ya think?) but we would like to take just a moment to seriously thank each and every one of you for showing up (we know there was nothing on TV last night) , for your kind words (even though we know you were lying) and for being our good friends (even though we doubt most of you would put up bail money for us). Okay, the moment has passed and that's about as mushy as we can get anyway!
So here's a helpful hint for the future, don't eat seven slices of chocolate cake and drink five pitchers of beer all during the same evening. Some of us (like us) just learned that lesson and it wasn't pretty - but at the time it sure seemed like a good idea. Of course after five pitchers of beer almost everything seems like a good idea. How do you think we ended up with that stripper sleeping on our trailer floor last week? That sure seemed like a good idea at the time, but not the next morning when her "manager" came looking for her with enough weapons of mass destruction to make even Dick Cheney happy. Anyway, with just two days before our departure the party was GREAT, the hangovers were WORTH IT and if this is what we can expect in the future maybe we'll plan on leaving every week...
SIX - COUNT 'EM! - SIX PICTURES TODAY!
The cake was GREAT and so was the beer! The folks from Budweiser were on hand to "supervise!"
Brad, Diane & Bill watched it all unfold with horror! Trish & Marsha were shocked that Kevin won the titty game!
Hmmm......just where is Marilyn's hand? Tonya & Mike doing their famous "monkey dance!"
Let's see...Lowell (our trailer park manager) and Marsha organized the party along with Roadhouse proprietors Greg & Eleanor. The Budweiser folks (they sponsor us you know!) put up posters and handed out free balloons (sorta like at a circus- only there wasn't any face painting and there weren't any clowns to frighten Kevin!). And of course the crowd of usual suspects showed up for the free cake and also to see if the beer was free (it wasn't). We're not normally too serious on this website (duh, ya think?) but we would like to take just a moment to seriously thank each and every one of you for showing up (we know there was nothing on TV last night) , for your kind words (even though we know you were lying) and for being our good friends (even though we doubt most of you would put up bail money for us). Okay, the moment has passed and that's about as mushy as we can get anyway!
So here's a helpful hint for the future, don't eat seven slices of chocolate cake and drink five pitchers of beer all during the same evening. Some of us (like us) just learned that lesson and it wasn't pretty - but at the time it sure seemed like a good idea. Of course after five pitchers of beer almost everything seems like a good idea. How do you think we ended up with that stripper sleeping on our trailer floor last week? That sure seemed like a good idea at the time, but not the next morning when her "manager" came looking for her with enough weapons of mass destruction to make even Dick Cheney happy. Anyway, with just two days before our departure the party was GREAT, the hangovers were WORTH IT and if this is what we can expect in the future maybe we'll plan on leaving every week...
SIX - COUNT 'EM! - SIX PICTURES TODAY!
The cake was GREAT and so was the beer! The folks from Budweiser were on hand to "supervise!"
Brad, Diane & Bill watched it all unfold with horror! Trish & Marsha were shocked that Kevin won the titty game!
Hmmm......just where is Marilyn's hand? Tonya & Mike doing their famous "monkey dance!"
We like the kind of people you have been partying with - wished we were there. This probably will be the last time we talk to you before you leave Palm Springs so we wanted to say good bye, be carefull, have lots of fun, God bless you both and you know that we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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When do I get to see your pretty little faces in Lyon, France?
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