HELPFUL ADVICE - NEVER PET A BURNING DOG!

There are days and then there are FRIDAYS!  Yada, yada, yada.  Look, it's not often that we get the chance to sleep in these days and today we took full advantage of it!  It's only three days until the start of the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (Beginning June 10 - sponsored by Budweiser, the "King of Beers!") and recently we've been getting up regularly by noon and working on preparations for the trip at least until 3pm or so.  Let's see.....noon to 3pm is three hours times five work days in a week is, ah...er....hmmmm....oh that's 40 HOURS A WEEK that we've been working! That's full time employment - no wonder it's killing us!

That's why we took a day off today.  We've earned it, and besides, we still have Saturday, Sunday and Monday to get things all in order.   Let's see, at  three hours per day that gives us another 20 hours of concentrated effort!  Plenty of time left!  So while Stacy lounged around the trailer (actually around the trailer park above ground swimming pool!), Kevin went metal detecting again with the trailer park manager, Lowell.  They didn't come home with much (except sunburn), but claim they are REALLY close to finding big cash. 

In the meantime they spent everything they found (21 cents) and then another $100 at the strip club on the way home to celebrate their find.  Oh, they also found a rusty horseshoe and a few old nails so we're taking them to the Antique Roadshow tomorrow for a free appraisal!  Folks, this is our life - now do you know why we're taking off in three days on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (June 10, damn it!) and spending 80 days at Budweiser's expense circling the earth?  Hmmmm, metal detecting in the Southern California desert or watching Mongolian strippers in a yurt in the Gobi Desert....tough decision, but in the meantime we'll have another Budweiser please...

                                        ANOTHER VIDEO DAY!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?  JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW


                              
 

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  • 6/7/2008 11:20 AM guy and cary wrote:
    Metal detecting outside the Wells Fargo Bank with Lowell, - I have seen it all!  Why you silly bastard you.  What in the hell are you going to stir up next you fruit loop?  You need help!  You're sick - very sick!  I think you're beyond help, but you know what, we still cannot help but love you and Stacy.

    guy and cary.
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