HER HUSBAND DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS CHEATING ON BOTH OF US!
THURSDAY! FRIDAY EVE! You know what that means? It's the beginning of the weekend! Look we've had this discussion before about Christmas Eve is the beginning of celebrating something to do with Jesus and Friday Eve is the beginning of celebrating the weekend! But Thursdays are also work days for Kevin. He helps our trailer park manager, Lowell, do his weekly "park inspection" for violations - and believe us when we say it's one job Kevin will miss when we are on the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (beginning June 10).
So here's how it works. Kevin rides "shotgun" (it really is since he carries a shotgun in case there's some "action!") in Lowell's pickup truck as they cruise around the trailer park. Essentially it's just one big shakedown where they look for B.S. violations so they can hassle the trailer occupant (only if she's single, or her boyfriend/3rd husband is in jail) into giving them a "squeezer" or two. They have their favorites and it's almost as if these Rust Belt Tramps purposely violate the park rules so they can give them a lap dance on their Rent-to-Own couch.
Kattella in space 17, Rashawndra in space 32, Kanndee in space 29 - it's like a bad rerun on the Spice Channel. They all have hair in the shape of a comma, they're all one taco shy of a combination plate and by noon they're all staggering around like whores on bad tequila. In just four short days we'll be starting the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (June 10! - remember?) and Lowell will have to inspect the park and keep one hand on his gun (if you know what we mean) all by himself - but in the meantime we're heading down to the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) and if Katella is there we'll buy her a Budweiser, or ten...
VIDEO TODAY - JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW - THIS ONE ISN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
So here's how it works. Kevin rides "shotgun" (it really is since he carries a shotgun in case there's some "action!") in Lowell's pickup truck as they cruise around the trailer park. Essentially it's just one big shakedown where they look for B.S. violations so they can hassle the trailer occupant (only if she's single, or her boyfriend/3rd husband is in jail) into giving them a "squeezer" or two. They have their favorites and it's almost as if these Rust Belt Tramps purposely violate the park rules so they can give them a lap dance on their Rent-to-Own couch.
Kattella in space 17, Rashawndra in space 32, Kanndee in space 29 - it's like a bad rerun on the Spice Channel. They all have hair in the shape of a comma, they're all one taco shy of a combination plate and by noon they're all staggering around like whores on bad tequila. In just four short days we'll be starting the 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (June 10! - remember?) and Lowell will have to inspect the park and keep one hand on his gun (if you know what we mean) all by himself - but in the meantime we're heading down to the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) and if Katella is there we'll buy her a Budweiser, or ten...
VIDEO TODAY - JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW - THIS ONE ISN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!
Kevin, you talked us into it! We are sold on moving out by you two. Can you talk to Lowell about getting us a trailer? We would like to be right next to Kashawndra if that spot is available. Oh the trailer park life, we can see it already! Our dreams are going to come true! We will be working on the arrangements to fly out there to pick out our trailer soon! Have a great weekend, and remember, we cannot help but love you two silly bastards.
guy and cary.
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