WHENEVER WE COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - WE TAKE IT!
Wait for it... hold on... relax and take a deep breath... okay, now! IT'S FRIDAY! That's absolutely right and not just any Friday, but the Friday before the Saturday before the Sunday before Memorial Day! We're talkin' HOLIDAY WEEKEND here and that always means cheap motel rooms, "no-bail" arrest warrants and allot of antibiotics and blood tests the following month. It's weekends like this that make our life worth living!
Last night was Friday Eve and just like Christmas Eve, did you hang your stockings with care? We at least got them disconnected from her garter belt before she asked for more money. (Damn!) Look, we consider Friday Eve the official start of weekend just like Christmas Eve is the official start of drinking, yelling at your kids and drinking more. The only difference is that on Christmas Eve we drink eggnog and on Friday Eve we drink Budweiser. Oh yeah, and there are 52 Friday Eves and only one Christmas Eve - it's the "law of large numbers" - God bless higher math!
Anyway, we were startled awake this morning with the ring of our cellphone. We weren't startled because it was so early (11:45am) but because we thought Verizon had turned it off for non-payment a month ago. As it turns out, even if your cellphone is deactivated you can still dial 911 and law enforcement can still dial you. Guess which one it was in our case! Apparently our friend, KaShawndraa, got arrested last night after we left her room at the EconoLodge and needed us to go her bail (or get her pimp...er...ah..."booking agent" to put it up). The good news is that we just got another check from Budweiser (they're the official Beer Sponsor of our 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour - beginning June 10) so we just signed it over to the parish court clerk and now KaShawndraa is not only free, but feels obligated to us big time! Tonight at the Econolodge will definitely be on an internet porn site by tomorrow morning and the Budweiser check? Well, we bet their accounting department will wonder about the endorsement: Pay to the order of Orleans Parish Criminal Courts - Bail Enforcement Division...
Rules were meant to be broken - right? "Liberty" means what happens in your room stays in your room!
After the Econolodge we needed this to get home! Budweiser said they'd send Kevin some logo clothes!
Last night was Friday Eve and just like Christmas Eve, did you hang your stockings with care? We at least got them disconnected from her garter belt before she asked for more money. (Damn!) Look, we consider Friday Eve the official start of weekend just like Christmas Eve is the official start of drinking, yelling at your kids and drinking more. The only difference is that on Christmas Eve we drink eggnog and on Friday Eve we drink Budweiser. Oh yeah, and there are 52 Friday Eves and only one Christmas Eve - it's the "law of large numbers" - God bless higher math!
Anyway, we were startled awake this morning with the ring of our cellphone. We weren't startled because it was so early (11:45am) but because we thought Verizon had turned it off for non-payment a month ago. As it turns out, even if your cellphone is deactivated you can still dial 911 and law enforcement can still dial you. Guess which one it was in our case! Apparently our friend, KaShawndraa, got arrested last night after we left her room at the EconoLodge and needed us to go her bail (or get her pimp...er...ah..."booking agent" to put it up). The good news is that we just got another check from Budweiser (they're the official Beer Sponsor of our 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour - beginning June 10) so we just signed it over to the parish court clerk and now KaShawndraa is not only free, but feels obligated to us big time! Tonight at the Econolodge will definitely be on an internet porn site by tomorrow morning and the Budweiser check? Well, we bet their accounting department will wonder about the endorsement: Pay to the order of Orleans Parish Criminal Courts - Bail Enforcement Division...
Rules were meant to be broken - right? "Liberty" means what happens in your room stays in your room!
After the Econolodge we needed this to get home! Budweiser said they'd send Kevin some logo clothes!
Kevin & Stacy,
Whenever I come to a fork in the road I bend back the tines, insert a harmonica and make a bracelet out of it. I learned how to do this in the French Quarter.
Parlor on,
Randall & Helen
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Kevin- with the reported stories about the horsing around you did to ( with) the Budweiser Clydesdales it is amazing that they would even consider sponsoring you guys. It must have been Stacy to the rescue again. With all of the trouble he gets into Stacy you might be better off taking him as checked luggage and hoping the airlines lose him somewhere in Asia. Good luck and keep smiling.
Wendy and Ron
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