DOGS MAY LOOK UP TO US AND CATS MAY LOOK DOWN ON US - BUT PIGS ALWAYS TREAT US AS EQUALS!
IT'S WEDNESDAY! - HUMPDAY! HEY, did you happen to notice the small logo above for the undefeated, undisputed "KING OF BEERS?" Look again, you might have missed it! Folks, we've made it to the promised land and we don't mean all that pearly gate and angel stuff, or seventy-two virgins either (although that wouldn't be so bad!). Those of you that know us know that we like to drink beer (duh, the website is called Riding4Beer!) and we normally drink the expensive imported foreign stuff like Old Milwaukee, but all of that has changed since we are now SPONSORED BY BUDWEISER! Oh that's absolutely correct and we say, "YEAH BABY!" We signed a big fat contract (over three pages long double spaced!) and they wrote us a check that dwarfs our public assistance from the county - NOT KIDDING HERE FOLKS!
Look, we know we sold out, but what can we say, we're whores! Besides, we absolutely love drinking ice cold Budweiser or similar products of the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company (at least that's what our night school educated attorney said we have to say to comply with section 32(b)(ii) of our contract). Folks, if the terms of our agreement weren't confidential (section 46(d)(i)) we'd tell ya what our price was, but let's just say it's enough to flash around the strip club and get an instant invitation to the champagne room with enough left over for corn dogs and of course an ice cold six-pack of Budweiser (how we doing Uncle Bud?).
BUT THERE'S MORE TO IT! As part of the Riding4Beer World Tour (beginning June 10) we'll be testing our satellite hookup live today at 7pm Pacific Time on the big screen at the Palm Canyon Roadhouse (OH YEAH - PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) in Palm Springs, California. We'll be broadcasting from Finnegan's Easy dead center in the French Quarter! (that's NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA in case ya'll were wondering!). Folks, every Wednesday at 7pm PST after the Riding4Beer World Tour starts (JUNE 10 - DAMN IT! TAKE NOTES IF YOU HAVE TO!) we'll be broadcasting live to the big screen from wherever in the world we happen to be - even if it's in a brothel in Siberia or from an oil wrestling match in Morocco - BUT TONIGHT we're advance testing the system live from New Orleans, so head to the Roadhouse at 7pm, get your rude comments ready (you'll be able to yell at us and see us live!) and order up some Budweiser so they make allot of money and write us bigger checks. Remember, we do it for the children of the world...
VIDEO TODAY - WE'RE PART OF THE BUDWEISER FAMILY! JUST CLICK ON THE ARROW!
Kevin & Stacy,
Kevin, are you okay? That video was very disturbing...I was worried the Bud truck driver might have injured you with his vicious leg kick! Next time you might want to clear your truck touching before they really hurt you!
Randall & Helen
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Okay, that was hilarious! You guys are way too entertaining. : ) But what's wrong with you?
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Kevin you better look out or you will end up getting thrown in the hooskoff if you get too close to those beer trucks! We wished we were there trying to get in those beer trucks with you! we cannot help but love you two, but it is getting tougher every day!
guy and cary
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That's alright Miller tastes almost as good as Bud. Just go to the next truck in line!
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