LET THE BIBLE BELT COME SAVE OUR SOULS!
WAIT! Okay, GO! IT'S FRIDAY! Say it again with feeling this time - FRIDAY! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! Relax, it's not that big of a deal, even though it is the official start of the weekend (although we consider Thursday as Friday Eve to be the start of the weekend), but we are in NEW ORLEANS, BABY! (the damn Repo Guy found our 1986 Taurus and so we had nothing to drive in Palm Springs anyway!). Think Bourbon Street, think Budweiser, think surgically enhanced "interpretive" dancers giving us freebies and think about the crimes against nature we'll be involved in at the Motel 6! Actually, we're here for almost two weeks so we have our own place but we'll still be spending allot of time at cheap motels since that's where most of our stripper friends have rooms.
Look, if you haven't figured it out yet, we're pretty simple people. We like Budweiser (they make us say their name - we'll tell you why another day - it's a legal "thing"), we like motorcycles and 1960's muscle cars (and Kevin does too), we like women with low morals and we LOVE internet porn! Beyond that, we may watch the Simpsons on TV or some other Learning Channel show, but otherwise we're pretty much content to just lay around on our Rent-to-Own ("Rent-to-Own" is a registered trademark of RTO Corporation but who gives a sh_t besides their overeducated lawyers) sofa-sleeper and........ but this carefree existence will be coming to an end in just 24 days when we start on the Riding4Beer World Tour (beginning June 10).
That's right, you've heard it before and you'll hear it again! On June 10 we leave on tour around the world bringing BEER TO THE PEOPLE! If you're new here then WELCOME, but you need some extra time in Study Hall to catch up with the rest of our readers worldwide. The 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (still beginning June 10 - PAY ATTENTION!) starts in Palm Springs and the first stop will be Shanghai, China - but after that all we know is we have to end every day farther West than we started and in 80 days circle the earth - NOT KIDDING! In the meantime we have allot of research to do starting right in here in New Orleans. The beer is cold, the strippers are hot and time is wasting...
The Repo Guy laughed at "popping" our 1986 Taurus! Thank God they didn't find the..... NEVER MIND!
This RTO furniture is pretty comfortable - but it smells funny! WHAT! Only 1 truck? Oh yeah, it's just for tonight!
Look, if you haven't figured it out yet, we're pretty simple people. We like Budweiser (they make us say their name - we'll tell you why another day - it's a legal "thing"), we like motorcycles and 1960's muscle cars (and Kevin does too), we like women with low morals and we LOVE internet porn! Beyond that, we may watch the Simpsons on TV or some other Learning Channel show, but otherwise we're pretty much content to just lay around on our Rent-to-Own ("Rent-to-Own" is a registered trademark of RTO Corporation but who gives a sh_t besides their overeducated lawyers) sofa-sleeper and........ but this carefree existence will be coming to an end in just 24 days when we start on the Riding4Beer World Tour (beginning June 10).
That's right, you've heard it before and you'll hear it again! On June 10 we leave on tour around the world bringing BEER TO THE PEOPLE! If you're new here then WELCOME, but you need some extra time in Study Hall to catch up with the rest of our readers worldwide. The 2008 Riding4Beer World Tour (still beginning June 10 - PAY ATTENTION!) starts in Palm Springs and the first stop will be Shanghai, China - but after that all we know is we have to end every day farther West than we started and in 80 days circle the earth - NOT KIDDING! In the meantime we have allot of research to do starting right in here in New Orleans. The beer is cold, the strippers are hot and time is wasting...
The Repo Guy laughed at "popping" our 1986 Taurus! Thank God they didn't find the..... NEVER MIND!
This RTO furniture is pretty comfortable - but it smells funny! WHAT! Only 1 truck? Oh yeah, it's just for tonight!
You silly bastards are back at it again - drinking, being obnoxious, getting into all kinds of trouble - we wished we were there with you getting into it too! Have a fun weekend and remember we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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