WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
How do we love thee? Let us count the ways... It's THURSDAY, it's FRIDAY EVE and of course, "HOORAY, HOORAY it's the first of May, outdoor f _ _king starts today!" Let's see, that would be three ways (and like everyone else, we LOVE three-ways!). We're normally not happy people (because we live such a boring, meager existence), but it's hard not to embrace life with "zest and gusto" (from an Irish Spring ad we saw on Lifetime Channel) on a day like this!
Folks, the Riding4Beer World Tour is just 39 days from beginning (June 10 - suddenly sponsored by all kinds of loser companies!) and we're in the final countdown figuring out exactly what to take with us on our three month globe circling adventure. We each will be carrying only one suitcase from which we'll have to pull anything we need for any situation. The good news is that with the wide availability of internet porn Kevin won't have to lug that tabletop VCR and 50 VHS tapes around with him, and with the advent of lithium long-life batteries Stacy won't need to carry a dozen "D" cells for...ah....er...whatever that thing is she uses five times a day.
Anyway, as word about the R4B (Riding4Beer) World Tour has spread, manufacturers of every possible type of travel junk have sent samples to us to test and hopefully (from their desperate perspective) take with us and endorse. All we can say is we're gonna have one heck of a yard sale getting rid of most of this stuff. Look, we've received everything from inflatable hangers (we figure we'll hang our inflatable doll's inflatable lingerie on them) to beach towels that fold up and fit it your pocket (of course Kevin keeps his in his front pocket - he says, "it's all about the bulge!"). In the end, we'll probably both just stuff a pair of faded Levi's and a clean thong in a tote-bag and figure we're good to go. Speaking of being good to go, it's "Uno De Mayo" and we're good for a few cold Coronas, so ready? Set? GO!...
It's quite a job for Stacy to blow these hangers! We'll just take our 300psi air compressor with us!
A full-size travel beach towel made from micro-fiber? And nobody will ever know that it fits in Kevin's pocket!
Folks, the Riding4Beer World Tour is just 39 days from beginning (June 10 - suddenly sponsored by all kinds of loser companies!) and we're in the final countdown figuring out exactly what to take with us on our three month globe circling adventure. We each will be carrying only one suitcase from which we'll have to pull anything we need for any situation. The good news is that with the wide availability of internet porn Kevin won't have to lug that tabletop VCR and 50 VHS tapes around with him, and with the advent of lithium long-life batteries Stacy won't need to carry a dozen "D" cells for...ah....er...whatever that thing is she uses five times a day.
Anyway, as word about the R4B (Riding4Beer) World Tour has spread, manufacturers of every possible type of travel junk have sent samples to us to test and hopefully (from their desperate perspective) take with us and endorse. All we can say is we're gonna have one heck of a yard sale getting rid of most of this stuff. Look, we've received everything from inflatable hangers (we figure we'll hang our inflatable doll's inflatable lingerie on them) to beach towels that fold up and fit it your pocket (of course Kevin keeps his in his front pocket - he says, "it's all about the bulge!"). In the end, we'll probably both just stuff a pair of faded Levi's and a clean thong in a tote-bag and figure we're good to go. Speaking of being good to go, it's "Uno De Mayo" and we're good for a few cold Coronas, so ready? Set? GO!...
It's quite a job for Stacy to blow these hangers! We'll just take our 300psi air compressor with us!
A full-size travel beach towel made from micro-fiber? And nobody will ever know that it fits in Kevin's pocket!
Ok Guys- we know how manly Kevin thinks he is, but posing in a garage with power tools is a bit much! We can half understand the air compressor for all of his blow up (inflatable would be a better word, we are talking about Kevin here) dolls, but what's he doing with a drill press? One can only wonder. Keep smiling and have fun.
P.S. We didn't see a belt sander in there. Remember the tattoo removal service you were talking about?
Wendy and Ron
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