KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for May 2008

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WHO ARE WE & WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
We are Stacy & Kevin from Palm Springs, California and we're not really good at much except riding motorcycles, drinking beer and lying. In 2007(since we didn't have jobs)we rode our Harley around the U.S. hoping that people who didn't know us too well would buy us a beer, or two or three - or a pitcher, or two or three. That was about 11,000 miles and took a few months and then in 2008 (since we still didn't have jobs), we traveled around the entire world -literally "around" the whole f'ing world - 37,000 miles! This summer starting in May we circled North America on the Harley again (because we still don't have jobs and we've been declared "persona non-grata" in most Warsaw Pact countries). Our lives are never "normal" so check back daily and you'll be amazed! You can subscribe below for free and get email updates as new postings are made daily and you can also call up any previous posting from the archives below. Finally, our trips are being documented in a book, "Riding 4 Beer," that will be released in Fall 2009 and available here (and on Amazon and at bookstores, yada, yada, yada). We'll let you know when its available so that you can buy it and make us rich!
WE ALWAYS RIDE SAFE!
All kidding and joking aside, we NEVER drink and ride. We absolutey enjoy our beer (allot of it!) and we love motorcycle riding, but NEVER both at the same time. One drink and the bike is parked, locked and chained up for the day or night. We also encourage all of you - whether in a car or on a motorcycle - to not drink and drive. SERIOUSLY!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for May 2008

AMATUERS BUILT THE ARK BUT PROFESSIONALS BUILT THE TITANIC!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/31/2008 12:29 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

MONEY MAY NOT BUY HAPPINESS - BUT IT SURE CAN RENT IT!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/30/2008 12:52 PM | Add Comment

WHEN THEY TOLD US THE COLD WAR WAS OVER WE THREW AWAY OUR COATS AND STARTED WEARING SHORTS AND TANK TOPS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/28/2008 11:30 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WHAT DO PEOPLE THAT GET AIRSICK BREATHE?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/27/2008 11:12 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

TODAY IS THE TOMORROW WE WORRIED ABOUT YESTERDAY!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/26/2008 4:06 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

IT'S NEVER TO LATE TO BE WHAT WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/25/2008 2:30 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

THE ONLY THING WE CAN'T RESIST IS TEMPTATION!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/24/2008 12:10 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

OUR LIVES ARE LIKE A CIRCUS TRAIN HITTING A CHICKEN TRUCK!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/23/2008 4:53 PM | Add Comment

WHENEVER WE COME TO A FORK IN THE ROAD - WE TAKE IT!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/23/2008 9:39 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

GAMBLING IS A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/22/2008 10:06 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

DOGS MAY LOOK UP TO US AND CATS MAY LOOK DOWN ON US - BUT PIGS ALWAYS TREAT US AS EQUALS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/20/2008 8:40 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

SWEARING IS JUST A COMPROMISE BETWEEN RUNNING AWAY AND FIGHTING!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/20/2008 9:36 AM | Add Comment

PROCRASTINATION IS THE GREATEST LABOR SAVING INVENTION OF ALL TIME!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/19/2008 9:42 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE NEVER LEARNED TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/18/2008 10:22 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

SHE HAD NINE BUTTONS ON HER NIGHTGOWN - BUT SHE COULD ONLY FASTEN EIGHT!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/17/2008 8:40 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

LET THE BIBLE BELT COME SAVE OUR SOULS!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/16/2008 1:36 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

WE LOVE OTHER PEOPLE'S PETS - ESPECIALLY BARBECUED!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/15/2008 4:12 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment

WE'D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT WE KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/14/2008 10:25 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

PROOF THAT MEN ARE SUPERIOR TO WOMEN IS THAT THEY CAN URINATE FROM A SPEEDING CAR!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/13/2008 9:04 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment

A CONCLUSION IS WHAT WE REACH WHEN WE'RE TIRED OF THINKING!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/12/2008 2:08 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

WHEN DID MOTHERHOOD BECOME A 10 LETTER WORD?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/11/2008 12:30 PM | Add Comment

WHEN EVERYBODY PUTS IN THEIR TWO CENTS WORTH HOW COME WE ONLY GET A PENNY FOR OUR THOUGHTS?

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/10/2008 3:07 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

THE THINGS THAT COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT WERE LEFT THERE BY THE PEOPLE THAT GOT THERE FIRST!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/8/2008 4:35 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/7/2008 4:48 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST IS THE SLOWEST THINKER!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/6/2008 5:52 PM | Add Comment

WE ARE COMPLETELY UNSPOILED BY OUR FAILURES!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/5/2008 10:24 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO RAPE & PILLAGE BEFORE YOU BURN!

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/4/2008 1:42 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment

WE FEEL LIKE WE'RE DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

Posted by Kevin-Stacy at 5/1/2008 2:06 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment

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