FRY-DAY!  Oh yeah, we're talkin' burgers, wings, chips, cheese sticks... WAIT!  That's not what Friday means; it means the weekend, it means going out and it means plenty of beer!  And all of that means a VERY high likelihood of strip clubs, hookers and cheap motel rooms.  COME ON!  It's FRIDAY!  Relax a little - have some REAL fun.  A felony arrest record doesn't have to be a career ender.

Folks, we don't have careers (unless you count welfare fraud as a job), so we don't have all of that stress that comes with smiling at an asshole boss, smiling at asshole customers or smiling at asshole co-workers.  Just imagine how big (and genuine) your smile would be if your boss confronted you on Monday for getting arrested in the back of mini-van with two underage hookers screaming like howler monkeys!  You could look him right in the eye and with a sh_t eating grin say, "yes I did and they paid me!"  You'd lose your job of course, (we did) but that's a far better way to go out than having some brain-dead idiot from HR tell you that your job has been outsourced to Kathmandu!

Look, we're probably not the perfect people to be career coaches, but we're pretty good at "fun coaching."  And when you think about it, which would you rather say you had allot more of when you're on your death bed, fun or careers?  See, now getting a "squeezer" from some Guatemalan stripper named Rosarrioto in a Motel 6 doesn't seem so bad does it?  And all of this just because it's Friday?  YOU BET - so quit wasting time...

      
We thought they wanted more head from the city on COD!          HEY! our favorite stripper is available at Walmart!

      
                                                            WE'RE NOT SMILING BECAUSE WE HAVE CAREERS!