WE TRIED REHAB BUT IT INTERFERED WITH OUR NIGHT LIFE!
SUNDAY! in the city of New Orleans. Hmmmm, wasn't there a song like that? We're not remembering things too well these days. We could blame it on Alzheimer's, or say it's because we're stressed, but those would be lies. Now we're not above lying - but only when it gets us a free lapdance, a free quickie with a good lookin' hooker, or free beer. No, No, NO! The truth is that we've possible been drinking a bit too much.
We know that you're probably surprised to hear that about us. Actually, you're just probably surprised to hear us admit it. So by way of example, last evening we met up with Tonya & Mike from Palm Springs (we're still clueless how they got here in New Orleans) for "A" beer. Well, 36 beers later (NOT KIDDING!), since it was then about 6pm, we figured we'd better find a place to eat. We did and we did (find a place and eat - keep up here!).
Anyway, things went pretty well after that since we now had spicy food mixing with those 36 beers. Look folks, we don't really remember much after that, but it must have been FUN because this afternoon (3pm) when we woke up, there was a note on our sofa-sleeper from someone named Dessilia and all it said was, "thanks, I didn't know some of that was medically possible!" Oh yeah, and there's ALSO $50 bucks missing from Kevin's wallet. It's Sunday night, a time for family get-togethers and we're certainly "family" with most of the bartenders and strippers here in New Orleans, so...
BONUS DAY! - SIX PICTURES!
The French Quarter crowded? NEVER! At least there's a place where Kevin & Mike can pick up girls!
Stacy & Mike try to hustle a tourist out of his Visa card. Kevin couldn't believe the bar tab was $4,700!
We think this is Dessilia. Mike couldn't believe what she did with the test tubes next!
We know that you're probably surprised to hear that about us. Actually, you're just probably surprised to hear us admit it. So by way of example, last evening we met up with Tonya & Mike from Palm Springs (we're still clueless how they got here in New Orleans) for "A" beer. Well, 36 beers later (NOT KIDDING!), since it was then about 6pm, we figured we'd better find a place to eat. We did and we did (find a place and eat - keep up here!).
Anyway, things went pretty well after that since we now had spicy food mixing with those 36 beers. Look folks, we don't really remember much after that, but it must have been FUN because this afternoon (3pm) when we woke up, there was a note on our sofa-sleeper from someone named Dessilia and all it said was, "thanks, I didn't know some of that was medically possible!" Oh yeah, and there's ALSO $50 bucks missing from Kevin's wallet. It's Sunday night, a time for family get-togethers and we're certainly "family" with most of the bartenders and strippers here in New Orleans, so...
BONUS DAY! - SIX PICTURES!
The French Quarter crowded? NEVER! At least there's a place where Kevin & Mike can pick up girls!
Stacy & Mike try to hustle a tourist out of his Visa card. Kevin couldn't believe the bar tab was $4,700!
We think this is Dessilia. Mike couldn't believe what she did with the test tubes next!
Holy Desilia, god bless that girl, but then again she has already been blessed. We see you silly bastards are getting into trouble again - all that debauchery, whatever that means! We learned that word from you. have a fruitful weekend and remember, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary
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Cmon now, 36 beers isn't that much for 3 people. Thats 12 beers per person. That comes out to 1 beer every 2 hours. Week Sauce. Not to brag but I killed 4 pitchers in 3 hours two nights ago. That comes out to about 20 beers if Im not mistaken. But keep training. No one can outdrink a VMGR-152 Marine. NO ONE
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