WHEN IN NEW ORLEANS WE RECOMMEND THE SWAMP TOUR AND THE RIVERBOAT CRUISE - NOT!
THURSDAY! Wait - SCREAM IT! THURSDAY! Okay, that's better. We need to hear ya'll (New 0rleans talk) since we're in the heart of the French Quarter, the music is blasting and our hearing is impaired from accidentally drinking too much beer. Seriously! It was an accident! We didn't realize after the first keg (probably because we were drunk) that we were still drinking! Look, it happens.
Anyway, we've been here about 24 hours and already there's an issue with the law enforcement community. Apparently (and unknown to us) the gal we were chatting up in the bar last night is a...ah...er..."working girl." Folks, we could care less about her employment (as long as she has a 401k and good benefits), but apparently the local Criminal Sheriff does - and especially when we were seen giving her money! They rounded us up and as usual, Stacy pleaded out to a misdemeanor in return for Kevin having to do a day of community service work.
Have you ever had to spend a day emptying public trash cans? Well now Kevin knows what it's like and you can bet he'll never throw dirty diapers in one again (even his own!). Actually, it worked out okay because while he was helping keep New Orleans beautiful, Stacy had the opportunity to wander the French Quarter and find some local bars that'll extend us credit tonight (she did have to promise a few "favors," but who cares - we're talking about free beer here!). Speaking of tonight, it's almost here, Kevin is back from the Sheriff's work detail and it's time for Stacy to make good on her promises and for us to start drinking...
It didn't help that Stacy hid when the Sheriff came in! She was shocked when they hauled Kevin away!
Sheriff Work Detail SUCKS! Just ask Kevin! Stacy wonders, if you can't "wet" then what's the fun?
Anyway, we've been here about 24 hours and already there's an issue with the law enforcement community. Apparently (and unknown to us) the gal we were chatting up in the bar last night is a...ah...er..."working girl." Folks, we could care less about her employment (as long as she has a 401k and good benefits), but apparently the local Criminal Sheriff does - and especially when we were seen giving her money! They rounded us up and as usual, Stacy pleaded out to a misdemeanor in return for Kevin having to do a day of community service work.
Have you ever had to spend a day emptying public trash cans? Well now Kevin knows what it's like and you can bet he'll never throw dirty diapers in one again (even his own!). Actually, it worked out okay because while he was helping keep New Orleans beautiful, Stacy had the opportunity to wander the French Quarter and find some local bars that'll extend us credit tonight (she did have to promise a few "favors," but who cares - we're talking about free beer here!). Speaking of tonight, it's almost here, Kevin is back from the Sheriff's work detail and it's time for Stacy to make good on her promises and for us to start drinking...
It didn't help that Stacy hid when the Sheriff came in! She was shocked when they hauled Kevin away!
Sheriff Work Detail SUCKS! Just ask Kevin! Stacy wonders, if you can't "wet" then what's the fun?
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