IF YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING FROM THE LAW!
WEDNESDAY! HUMPDAY! HOORAY DAY! So here's the deal: yesterday getting out of Palm Springs and down to New Orleans was a bit of a chore. As it turned out, the cheap tickets we got were cheap for a reason - THEY WERE ON AMERICAN AIRLINES! - which had just grounded their entire air fleet for "safety inspections." Note to self; don't buy "scalped" airplane tickets anymore - they don't work like scalped Dodger tickets.
Anyway, after overland travel to another aeropuerto (Ontario - 60 miles away) we were re-ticketed and had hours to wait for our (now Delta) flight to depart. BUT WAIT! Who's also there and bumped from his grounded flight? MIKE HUCKABEE! Oh yeah! And just think, a month ago when he was running for Prez and chasing John "Candy" McCain all over the primaries, he was cruising in a private jet with Secret Service protection. Now he's standing in line to get rebooked in coach. It was just too good to pass up!
Kevin accosted "Mikey" and immediately began ass-kissing. As it turns out, the old "Huckster" had hours to kill just like us, so we all shared a cab and headed over to Hooters! Oh come on, he's not running for president anymore - and neither is Mike Huckabee! There's no image issue here, except that Mikey couldn't handle the really hot wing sauce and had to reorder his "plain" (Pussy!). But you know what? In the end we all had a GREAT time, Mr. H autographed a few Hooters Girls' backsides (he's an "ass-man") and if we were registered to vote he'd probably get our hanging chads...
SEE - NOT KIDDING! Kevin & Mike Huckabee are "buds!" Mr. H treated us to wings & beer at Hooters!
Stacy could listen to Mikey's stories all night long! Kevin was shocked when the Huckster only tipped 10%
Anyway, after overland travel to another aeropuerto (Ontario - 60 miles away) we were re-ticketed and had hours to wait for our (now Delta) flight to depart. BUT WAIT! Who's also there and bumped from his grounded flight? MIKE HUCKABEE! Oh yeah! And just think, a month ago when he was running for Prez and chasing John "Candy" McCain all over the primaries, he was cruising in a private jet with Secret Service protection. Now he's standing in line to get rebooked in coach. It was just too good to pass up!
Kevin accosted "Mikey" and immediately began ass-kissing. As it turns out, the old "Huckster" had hours to kill just like us, so we all shared a cab and headed over to Hooters! Oh come on, he's not running for president anymore - and neither is Mike Huckabee! There's no image issue here, except that Mikey couldn't handle the really hot wing sauce and had to reorder his "plain" (Pussy!). But you know what? In the end we all had a GREAT time, Mr. H autographed a few Hooters Girls' backsides (he's an "ass-man") and if we were registered to vote he'd probably get our hanging chads...
SEE - NOT KIDDING! Kevin & Mike Huckabee are "buds!" Mr. H treated us to wings & beer at Hooters!
Stacy could listen to Mikey's stories all night long! Kevin was shocked when the Huckster only tipped 10%
Its a good thing Mike H. is a former candidate. With the record you guys have the Secret Service would have nailed you two to the wall. Strip searches and body cavity searches would have been performed on both of you. And since Kevin would have giggled the whole time I'm sure you would have been detained. All this to shake hands with a guy who wanted to run the country! Keep smiling and have fun.
Wendy and Ron
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So If he went to Hooters with you guys, why are there only 2 Beer Mugs? It all sounds very "suspicious"
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Anything for publicity you silly bastards! You two will stand on your heads to get noticed and anything goes with you - even accosting presdiential candidates! But you know what? We cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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