GRUNT, GROAN, UGH!  MONDAY!   Come on, you know you love it!  What other day do you have to get up early, face a job and a boss you despise and get paid a pittance for all the sh_t you take?  Why not just chuck it all and live like we do - ON PUBLIC ASSITANCE!  Look, you've paid enough taxes, now it's time the taxes paid you - and for only $9.95 (or three easy installments of just $3.99) we'll send you the Riding4Beer guide to living high (yup, that's what we mean!) without a job, a house, a car or medical coverage.

Wouldn't that be nice?  Of course it's all B.S. because if we really did sell those guides then we'd sorta have a job - AND THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!  Besides, we've spent years figuring out how to milk the system, drink for no charge at bars, get freebies from hookers (good looking ones too!) and have free clinic doctors prescribe Oxycotin for us non-stop.  You don't think we're gonna sell that information for just $9.95 do ya?  Oh Hell no!  We'd want at least a case of Coors Light for all that knowledge.

When the day comes that we need to get jobs - and that may be the end of this week if our county check doesn't show up - we're not doing mail order.   Nope, we want something gets us out of the trailer, lets us interact with nice people and where we can REALLY contribute something.  We were thinking maybe a job at the DMV would be a good place, but then we found out about the criminal background check to get hired there.  You know, in the meantime we're just gonna plan on that public assistance check showing up and see if we can't swing a few free beers tonight at some bar where they don't know us...

      
Here's a guy that never had a job - Kevin either!                         Actually Kevin's last job was in automotive repair!

      
Guess what we'll be eating if that check doesn't show?                         WHEW!  Okay lets get some steaks & beer!