ANYWHERE IS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE IF YOU'VE GOT THE TIME!
Can it be? Is it possible? YUP - It's TUESDAY! Here we go again with another rerun of the most useless day of the week. It's not the day after, or the day before, ANYTHING worthwhile (except technically it is Humpday Eve). When we became conscious around noon, because the dog was chewing on an empty Kung Pao Chicken box on the floor, we knew we had to make something happen. Last night was Monday Night Football without the football (but with all of the beer and nachos), so being jarred awake from a drunken stupor with our faces stuck to the sofa-sleeper pillows made the decision for us. ROADTRIP!
OH YEAH! When that mutt started howling like a wounded timber wolf in the snow, we knew he'd latched onto one of the chili peppers and it was time to leave town. Trust us when we tell you that you do not wanna clean up after a dog that's been eating extra spicy Kung Pao ANYTHING! We didn't even pause to drag a bar of Irish Spring across our faces or pour a bottle of Herbal Essence on our tavern stentched hair (note that we use EXPENSIVE BRAND NAME personal hygene products!). Nope, we headed straight for the airport and got tickets on the first flight out of Palm Springs to anywhere.
Guess where "anywhere" was? NEW ORLEANS, LOOOSIANA! Look, Einstein may have said that "luck favors the prepared mind," but in our case dumb luck favored the dumb minds! While that dog is out dragging his backside around the trailer park, we'll be checking out strippers' backsides on Bourbon Street. Life's funny that way isn't it? One day you're just the wife of a cheating husband, or the parishioner of a crazy minister, and the next day you're running for president! Just a few hours ago we were hungover and facing a Superfund toxic waste cleanup, and now we're drinking Jaeger shots and talking trash to a hooker named Deseriee about having a 2-for-1 quickie...
BONUS DAY - SIX PICTURES TODAY!
It all started with a few of these laying on the floor! After the Kung Pao Chicken he'll be like this for days!
Goodbye Palm Springs - Goodbye dog! A quick layover in Dallas - Plenty of seats for Kevin!
If there are "NO RIDERS," then who drives 'em? Hello New Orleans - Hello Bourbon Street!
OH YEAH! When that mutt started howling like a wounded timber wolf in the snow, we knew he'd latched onto one of the chili peppers and it was time to leave town. Trust us when we tell you that you do not wanna clean up after a dog that's been eating extra spicy Kung Pao ANYTHING! We didn't even pause to drag a bar of Irish Spring across our faces or pour a bottle of Herbal Essence on our tavern stentched hair (note that we use EXPENSIVE BRAND NAME personal hygene products!). Nope, we headed straight for the airport and got tickets on the first flight out of Palm Springs to anywhere.
Guess where "anywhere" was? NEW ORLEANS, LOOOSIANA! Look, Einstein may have said that "luck favors the prepared mind," but in our case dumb luck favored the dumb minds! While that dog is out dragging his backside around the trailer park, we'll be checking out strippers' backsides on Bourbon Street. Life's funny that way isn't it? One day you're just the wife of a cheating husband, or the parishioner of a crazy minister, and the next day you're running for president! Just a few hours ago we were hungover and facing a Superfund toxic waste cleanup, and now we're drinking Jaeger shots and talking trash to a hooker named Deseriee about having a 2-for-1 quickie...
BONUS DAY - SIX PICTURES TODAY!
It all started with a few of these laying on the floor! After the Kung Pao Chicken he'll be like this for days!
Goodbye Palm Springs - Goodbye dog! A quick layover in Dallas - Plenty of seats for Kevin!
If there are "NO RIDERS," then who drives 'em? Hello New Orleans - Hello Bourbon Street!
We noticed there was something different in our little slice of paradise. Now we know....the show is on!
Just Sayin!
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We see you silly bastards are up to no good again - going to Bourbon Street to get into more trouble! You fly more than the President. We could never keep up with you two. We could not pack our bags as fast as you two can! Have a gteat time you two jetsetters, and remember the old saying, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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