WE'D TELL YOU ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS, BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM.
SUNDAY! (ever wonder why there isn't a Moonday?). AHHHH, the 7th day, the day that God rested (it says so in the Bible so it must be true) and the day designed for laying on the sofa-sleeper, eating Nacho Doritos and watching football on TV. Ok, problem number one - football season is over! Problem number two - the cable compnay found where we'd tapped into our neighbor's feed and disconnected it. Problem number three - we're out of Nacho Doritos.
But listen! We always say if a person isn't part of the solution then they are part of the problem. We are solution oriented and that's a good thing because it seems we always have allot of problems - mostly with our landlord, the police department and a hooker named DaShawndra that lives in the trailer two spaces down from ours. Anyway yesterday (while under the clinical supervision of a doctor) we were at Taco Bell (see yesterday's post for details) and our camera mysteriously stopped working. PROBLEM!
SOLUTION! We knew that our trailer park manager needed some help planting some palm trees, so we agreed to a trade of our (read as Kevin's) labor for an old camera he had. We borrowed Greg's truck (owner and proprietor of the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse) and picked up the two trees. Folks, unless you've hauled two 25 foot palm trees in a pickup truck on the freeway you haven't lived. In the end we got them back to the trailer park and unloaded, we returned Greg's truck (without any gas and full of palm fronds) and we got our camera. See! Problem - Solution. It's all good...
25 feet tall? No problem, let 'em hang over the cab! The pussys at Home Depot said it couldn't be done!
It was hard to see at freeway speed! Our trailer park manager, Lowell & Stacy waited at the bar in shock!
But listen! We always say if a person isn't part of the solution then they are part of the problem. We are solution oriented and that's a good thing because it seems we always have allot of problems - mostly with our landlord, the police department and a hooker named DaShawndra that lives in the trailer two spaces down from ours. Anyway yesterday (while under the clinical supervision of a doctor) we were at Taco Bell (see yesterday's post for details) and our camera mysteriously stopped working. PROBLEM!
SOLUTION! We knew that our trailer park manager needed some help planting some palm trees, so we agreed to a trade of our (read as Kevin's) labor for an old camera he had. We borrowed Greg's truck (owner and proprietor of the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse) and picked up the two trees. Folks, unless you've hauled two 25 foot palm trees in a pickup truck on the freeway you haven't lived. In the end we got them back to the trailer park and unloaded, we returned Greg's truck (without any gas and full of palm fronds) and we got our camera. See! Problem - Solution. It's all good...
25 feet tall? No problem, let 'em hang over the cab! The pussys at Home Depot said it couldn't be done!
It was hard to see at freeway speed! Our trailer park manager, Lowell & Stacy waited at the bar in shock!
It looks like your pretty good at moving those palm trees. We really would like to purchase some of those. Could we arrange a home delivery to us in Wisconsin? Bring DeShawndra along, we really are overdue for a good party. Have a great Sunday,and you know the saying, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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Kevin-nice guns!! You've been working out! Why does your right arm look so much larger than your left? wait-would it be from, you know um..., that thing you do with you right hand. You know, um ah .... drinking beer. Yeah thats it! What did you think we were going to say? Glad to see you out getting some exercise. Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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