DOES A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY AND A BIC LIGHTER COUNT AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
IT'S tuesday! Definitely a lower case day - ALWAYS! Okay, okay, okay, we know we complain too much about this particular day of the week, but think about it! Nothing good has ever happened on a Tuesday (except we when won $5 bucks on Lotto in 1988!). As a matter of fact, historically, the stock market crashed in 1929 and started the Great Depression on a Tuesday ("Black Tuesday"), Mardis Gras and it's great drunken parties ends on Tuesday ("Fat Tuesday") and the Klu Klux Klan was founded on a Tuesday ("Stupid Pointed Hat Racism Tuesday").
But we REFUSE to be victims here just because Tuesdays suck (although we do like role playing and dressing like a schoolgirl to be victimized - Stacy likes to dress that way too!). But Tuesday, hmmmm, let's see, what did we do when we were kids and bored OUT OF OUR MINDS! Oh yeah, we fried ants with a magnifying glass and sunlight. COME ON! Like you've never done that! Hmmmmm, what else...ah.....ah....make prank phone calls! That's it, we'll call the bowling alley and ask if they let guys bowl there that have 16 pound balls. OH, this is some big time fun!
There has to be more. What else, what else.......GOT IT! A can of hairspray and a Bic lighter. OH YEAH, BABY! We're torching the whole trailer park with this flame thrower. We'd tell ya not to try this at home, but we did it and other than burning our cat (accident!), it sure was fun and nobody lost an eye - yet! Look folks, don't lecture us about this. At a buck a can AquaNet is cheap fun, it's not like our few cans are gonna deplete the ozone layer and if we weren't doing this we'd probably be having unprotected sex with some underage hooker. Hmmmmm, now that we think of it....
The "pop" they make when they explode is awesome! HA HA HA! I just asked if their refrigerator was running!
Just a buck a can at Walmart! CHEAP & SAFE FUN! OKAY, where is that damn cat? Think toast!
But we REFUSE to be victims here just because Tuesdays suck (although we do like role playing and dressing like a schoolgirl to be victimized - Stacy likes to dress that way too!). But Tuesday, hmmmm, let's see, what did we do when we were kids and bored OUT OF OUR MINDS! Oh yeah, we fried ants with a magnifying glass and sunlight. COME ON! Like you've never done that! Hmmmmm, what else...ah.....ah....make prank phone calls! That's it, we'll call the bowling alley and ask if they let guys bowl there that have 16 pound balls. OH, this is some big time fun!
There has to be more. What else, what else.......GOT IT! A can of hairspray and a Bic lighter. OH YEAH, BABY! We're torching the whole trailer park with this flame thrower. We'd tell ya not to try this at home, but we did it and other than burning our cat (accident!), it sure was fun and nobody lost an eye - yet! Look folks, don't lecture us about this. At a buck a can AquaNet is cheap fun, it's not like our few cans are gonna deplete the ozone layer and if we weren't doing this we'd probably be having unprotected sex with some underage hooker. Hmmmmm, now that we think of it....
The "pop" they make when they explode is awesome! HA HA HA! I just asked if their refrigerator was running!
Just a buck a can at Walmart! CHEAP & SAFE FUN! OKAY, where is that damn cat? Think toast!
Kooks, kooks, kooks, I am telling you! You both are a couple of kooks - we are besieged by kooks! These acts of a lunatic are seeming to be getting worse by the week. We have to commit (you two) even if the glove doesn't fit! We cannot help but love you two kooks.
guy and cary.
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