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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for April 2008

THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH MONTH AT THE END OF OUR MONEY!

WE'RE PATHETIC AND YOU ARE ALL LESSER PEOPLE FOR KNOWING US!

WE MAY BE THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, BUT AT LEAST WE CAN DO FRACTIONS!

IF GLOBAL WARMING MELTS THE POLAR ICE CAP WILL PENGUINS WEAR SLEEVELESS TUXEDOS?

WE MAY LOVE GARTER BELTS BUT WE'LL NEVER PAY A RE-STOCKING FEE!

FEVER, RASH, HEADACHE - "DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE JUST THE USUAL SIDE EFFECTS!"

WHY DO WE NEED TO BE IMMUNIZED? THYPHOID FEVER IS NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED!

WE MAY LIVE IN A HOUSE OF CARDS - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE HOMEOWNERS!

WE PREFER "ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT" TO JIMMY BUFFET

BARNUM & BAILEY'S CIRCUS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR OWN!

24 BOTTLES IN A CASE - 24 HOURS IN A DAY! COINCIDENCE?

AGE AND CUNNING BEATS YOUTH AND EXUBERANCE EVERYTIME!

WE NEVER SET GOALS SO THAT WAY WE'RE NOT DISSAPOINTED WHEN WE DON'T ACHIEVE THEM!

WE'VE FOUND THAT WE CAN OBSERVE THINGS JUST BY WATCHING!

THE FUTURE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE!

WE TRIED REHAB BUT IT INTERFERED WITH OUR NIGHT LIFE!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMELL OF WINDEX - YOU SHOULDN'T LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE!

WHEN IN NEW ORLEANS WE RECOMMEND THE SWAMP TOUR AND THE RIVERBOAT CRUISE - NOT!

IF YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY RUNNING FROM THE LAW!

ANYWHERE IS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE IF YOU'VE GOT THE TIME!

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN WE WERE RESPONSIBLE - BUT WHY LIVE IN THE PAST?

WE'D TELL YOU ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS, BUT THEN THAT WOULD BE A PROBLEM.

THE LAST THING WE REMEMBER AFTER INHALING IS...SORRY, WE FORGOT!

WE CAME - WE SAW - WE GOT THE CHINESE EMBASSY STAFF DRUNK!

WE WON'T DRIVE YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE - YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR OWN TRANSPORTATION!

DOES A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY AND A BIC LIGHTER COUNT AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION?

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