SINCE WE'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL - WE MIGHT AS WELL GO DRUNK!
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! Hello sports fans and hello DODGER fans! WHOA! You gotta be kidding, is it that time of year already? YUP! Opening day is tomorrow, so that makes today not only the recovery day after Saturday night, it makes it Baseball Day Eve! It's a "twofer!" And the only thing better than a "twofer" is a "threefer," but you usually have to get 'em drunk to have one of those!
Speaking of being drunk - WHEW! Let's just say that we had the breweries working overtime last night. The decline in stock market (we own no stocks), the battle for the Democratic nomination (as two-strike felons we can't vote), the continued violence in Iraq (we don't live in Baghdad) - ok, ok, ok, we had no real reason to drink away our sorrows - except maybe the stepped up prosecution of Mann Act violators, but it sure was fun. Look, sometimes you just have to tie one on, and fear over Mann Act prosecution is as good a reason as any!
So now it's Sunday and we're chewing Ibuprofen like a dog with a Milk Bone and downing water like Grand Coulee Dam! The inside of our doublewide looks like Katrina came through it and we can't find the keys to our '87 Buick anywhere. The "day after" is always a heartless bitch, but do you know what? We have to rally here because today is also the "day before," so there's reason to celebrate and we know the Ranch-Mart has Coors 24 packs on sale. YEAH BABY!...
When drinking - signs remind you to do things! Here's why washing your hands is especially important!
The Mann Act charges started here! We're laughing because we gave the police YOUR names!
Speaking of being drunk - WHEW! Let's just say that we had the breweries working overtime last night. The decline in stock market (we own no stocks), the battle for the Democratic nomination (as two-strike felons we can't vote), the continued violence in Iraq (we don't live in Baghdad) - ok, ok, ok, we had no real reason to drink away our sorrows - except maybe the stepped up prosecution of Mann Act violators, but it sure was fun. Look, sometimes you just have to tie one on, and fear over Mann Act prosecution is as good a reason as any!
So now it's Sunday and we're chewing Ibuprofen like a dog with a Milk Bone and downing water like Grand Coulee Dam! The inside of our doublewide looks like Katrina came through it and we can't find the keys to our '87 Buick anywhere. The "day after" is always a heartless bitch, but do you know what? We have to rally here because today is also the "day before," so there's reason to celebrate and we know the Ranch-Mart has Coors 24 packs on sale. YEAH BABY!...
When drinking - signs remind you to do things! Here's why washing your hands is especially important!
The Mann Act charges started here! We're laughing because we gave the police YOUR names!
Kevin- they say cleanliness is next to Godliness and judging by the location of your hands in the one picture , thats about as close to heaven as your going to get. Keep smiling and have fun.
Ron and Wendy
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You two are a couple of fruities, but you do make a cute couple, we have to say. This weekend we see the Coors light was still flowing at your trailer like Niagara Falls. cary is proud of you that you wash your hands before you touch the forbidden fruit. Remember the old saying, we cannot help but love you two. Have a good week.
guy and cary.
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Hi there you two trouble makers! finally got internet up and running again. Remember me from the Roadhouse?
Rock on!
Daniel
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