GOD MAY BE OUR COPILOT - BUT THE DEVIL IS OUR NAVIGATOR!
Friday. Now let's say it again with feeling - FRIDAY! OH YEAH BABY, it's definitely the end of the week, and hopefully the end of the weak too! Just like Kevin's Cub Scout den mother used to tell him when he was eight years old, "you have to be strong to survive in this world! Weakness is a disease!" Then she'd have another shot of Beefeaters Gin and touch him where only his Catholic priest had ever touched him before. No wonder he has night tremors to this day - it's all part of his attachment disorder where he doesn't miss the Cub Scouts, but he sure does miss being an alter boy!
ANYWAY, (whew, that was heavy stuff!) life goes on folks, and it certainly is going on here in Palm Springs. We had a VERY busy day, not just because we had allot to do, but because we didn't get off the sofa-sleeper until 2pm or so. First we headed over to the new Swap Meet that just opened up. We always wanna experience new things so we figured why not swap? (Stuff that is - get your minds out of the gutter!) We traded some old bed sheets (that weren't too stained with pizza sauce), a dead battery from our Buick Skylark (somebody can use the acid in it to make crystal meth) and a couple pair of handcuffs that we never use (they aren't fur lined like the others we have). It worked out pretty good because we were able to trade for some medical supplies we were gonna have to buy anyway.
Next, with the swap meet out of the way, we headed over to another new place where they have billiards and karaoke. Okay, whoever figured out putting those two together in the same building wasn't playing with a full deck because having old fat women sing Madonna songs off key while greasy bikers are playing eight-ball is not the smartest idea. Let's just say we didn't stay there very long (even though Kevin did sing a few of his favorite Liza Minelli songs while Stacy ran the table on some ex-con from Pomona and picked up 50 bucks!). Folks, that's what we're saying - you gotta be strong, you gotta seize the day and mostly, you gotta meet us for drinks at a bar because we're likely to run outta money before the night is over...

After his youth experiences , Kevin is glad he's not GRAY! It seems like everyone is into swapping these days!

Got it at the swap meet and it was only used once before! OK, not the best mix of pastimes!
ANYWAY, (whew, that was heavy stuff!) life goes on folks, and it certainly is going on here in Palm Springs. We had a VERY busy day, not just because we had allot to do, but because we didn't get off the sofa-sleeper until 2pm or so. First we headed over to the new Swap Meet that just opened up. We always wanna experience new things so we figured why not swap? (Stuff that is - get your minds out of the gutter!) We traded some old bed sheets (that weren't too stained with pizza sauce), a dead battery from our Buick Skylark (somebody can use the acid in it to make crystal meth) and a couple pair of handcuffs that we never use (they aren't fur lined like the others we have). It worked out pretty good because we were able to trade for some medical supplies we were gonna have to buy anyway.
Next, with the swap meet out of the way, we headed over to another new place where they have billiards and karaoke. Okay, whoever figured out putting those two together in the same building wasn't playing with a full deck because having old fat women sing Madonna songs off key while greasy bikers are playing eight-ball is not the smartest idea. Let's just say we didn't stay there very long (even though Kevin did sing a few of his favorite Liza Minelli songs while Stacy ran the table on some ex-con from Pomona and picked up 50 bucks!). Folks, that's what we're saying - you gotta be strong, you gotta seize the day and mostly, you gotta meet us for drinks at a bar because we're likely to run outta money before the night is over...
After his youth experiences , Kevin is glad he's not GRAY! It seems like everyone is into swapping these days!
Got it at the swap meet and it was only used once before! OK, not the best mix of pastimes!

We are jealious and we wished we could live the kind of life you two live. Like going to swap meets and getting all that neat stuff like a rectal syringe - and used only once! You people fall into the best deals. We are so jealous of the way you live. Who gets to live in a double wide at your age and drive an 86 buick! Come on, you really had to be piling it away for long time to have those kinds of things, but you know what? Good things come to those who work hard, so why do have all this neat stuff? Remember the old saying ,we cannot help but love you two, but it's stretching pretty thin these days!
Have a fun weekend.
guy and cary.
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