YES, WE'RE CRAZY! - TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW... LIKE SIMPLE ARITHMETIC!
TWOsDAY! Okay, sorry. We'll spell it korectly (hukd on foniks werkd for us!) TUESDAY! There, are you happy? Look, you gotta do something to make this waste of a weekday worthwhile. Those of you that know us also know that WE HATE TUESDAYS! It's a useless day stacked between Monday (Monday Night Football when in season) and Wednesday (Hump Day, Baby!). Tuesday is just a placeholder and we hate placeholders - especially when they are saving a spot in line at the free clinic for someone ahead of us!
Soooo, we decided to put this Tuesday to good use. We're just back in Palm Springs from New Orleans (they wouldn't rent us an apartment there without a job and wouldn't give us a job there without a permanent address!) We figured it was time to get serious about our Summer vacation plans. You all know that last year we rode our Harley (with lots of chrome, loud pipes and leather!) around the perimeter of the United States. It was about 11,000 miles and took a few months, but this year we wanted to do something other than rub Baby Gold Bond Powder on each other's butts every night in some Econolodge. (FYI: Nothing wrong with Econolodge - best time we had was in one in Rapid City, South Dakota thanks to Rashawndra and Crysaliss. Best $20 bucks (each) we ever spent!).
Anyway, this Summer we're off to travel the whole world. NOT KIDDING here folks! The first week of June we are outta here to Shanghai, China and plan to follow the sun ALL THE WAY AROUND THE F'ing WORLD back to SoCal! We figure it'll take 70 to 80 days or so and we'll have to figure our way across China, Mongolia, Siberia, North Africa, Eastern & Western Europe and of course North America, but those are just details. The important part (and most our research) is focused on what beers to drink in what countries. With a trip like this there are so many issues that you just have to prioritize, right? Speaking of priorities, we just looked at the time and it's beer o'clock...
They wouldn't rent to us in New Orleans without a job! They wouldn't hire Kevin - He has no experience!
Did you know that China is in Asia? SHOCKING! Look, we have paperwork and everything!
Soooo, we decided to put this Tuesday to good use. We're just back in Palm Springs from New Orleans (they wouldn't rent us an apartment there without a job and wouldn't give us a job there without a permanent address!) We figured it was time to get serious about our Summer vacation plans. You all know that last year we rode our Harley (with lots of chrome, loud pipes and leather!) around the perimeter of the United States. It was about 11,000 miles and took a few months, but this year we wanted to do something other than rub Baby Gold Bond Powder on each other's butts every night in some Econolodge. (FYI: Nothing wrong with Econolodge - best time we had was in one in Rapid City, South Dakota thanks to Rashawndra and Crysaliss. Best $20 bucks (each) we ever spent!).
Anyway, this Summer we're off to travel the whole world. NOT KIDDING here folks! The first week of June we are outta here to Shanghai, China and plan to follow the sun ALL THE WAY AROUND THE F'ing WORLD back to SoCal! We figure it'll take 70 to 80 days or so and we'll have to figure our way across China, Mongolia, Siberia, North Africa, Eastern & Western Europe and of course North America, but those are just details. The important part (and most our research) is focused on what beers to drink in what countries. With a trip like this there are so many issues that you just have to prioritize, right? Speaking of priorities, we just looked at the time and it's beer o'clock...
They wouldn't rent to us in New Orleans without a job! They wouldn't hire Kevin - He has no experience!
Did you know that China is in Asia? SHOCKING! Look, we have paperwork and everything!
We see you that silly bastards are charting out another journey! You will fit in perfect with those folks, eating rice and fishheads. We can not wait to get mails from those places. We hope you had a great time in New Orleans, but we know you always do! We cannot help but love you two crazy kooks.
guy and cary.
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Kevin, has the World Health Organization has given you proof that all your shots are up to date? I thought you only drank beer. When did you start doing shots? Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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