YOU KNOW WHAT WE GAVE UP FOR LENT? - OUR RESTRAINT!
Say it slowly and savor the taste. Let it roll off of your tongue like spilled battery acid on your naugahyde couch -WEDNESDAY, HUMP DAY! There ain't nothin' like a good ol' fashioned HUMP DAY, now is there? All of you that have jobs, or at least have places where they expect you to show up regularly, appreciate Hump Day because it means you're halfway through the week and over the "hump." To those of us that not only don't have jobs, but have been forceably removed from the premises of our last three places of employment, Hump Day means we can stay on the sofa-sleeper extra late, pop a Viagra or two from the free clinic, down a 24oz chaser and...
Anyway, we're down here in New Orleans staying in the middle of the French Quarter and drunk most of the time - the debauchery just comes along with all of that. We don't try to break man's laws (or nature's), but we just seem to always run afoul of one set or the other. Oh come on! - it's not like we're procreating with mammals outside of our species (even though the thought has occurred to us). All we're sayin' is that when a transvestite hooker with day-glo pink hair named Tyronee whispers an idea in your ear and it'll only cost five bucks, you pay attention - and then you pay the five bucks!
Look folks, with the cutbacks in public assistance, the rezoning of our trailer park to "heavy industrial" ever since the toxic waste spill and the Bush tax rebate checks only going to those people that filed returns this year, it's okay to have a little fun once in awhile. Nobody would disagree with that, it's just the definition of "a little fun" that causes most of the misunderstandings. But since we've been misunderstood most of our lives (by our parents, by social workers and by the criminal justice system), we have no problem stretching it a bit and calling up Tyronee for an instant replay...
Take that OPEC - Beer is cheaper than gas! A MIRACLE! Nobody in this photo was arrested - EVEN STACY!
Sounds like a GREAT plan - it doesn't say you have to raise 'em! Kevin ABSOLUTELY wants to live longer now!
Anyway, we're down here in New Orleans staying in the middle of the French Quarter and drunk most of the time - the debauchery just comes along with all of that. We don't try to break man's laws (or nature's), but we just seem to always run afoul of one set or the other. Oh come on! - it's not like we're procreating with mammals outside of our species (even though the thought has occurred to us). All we're sayin' is that when a transvestite hooker with day-glo pink hair named Tyronee whispers an idea in your ear and it'll only cost five bucks, you pay attention - and then you pay the five bucks!
Look folks, with the cutbacks in public assistance, the rezoning of our trailer park to "heavy industrial" ever since the toxic waste spill and the Bush tax rebate checks only going to those people that filed returns this year, it's okay to have a little fun once in awhile. Nobody would disagree with that, it's just the definition of "a little fun" that causes most of the misunderstandings. But since we've been misunderstood most of our lives (by our parents, by social workers and by the criminal justice system), we have no problem stretching it a bit and calling up Tyronee for an instant replay...
Take that OPEC - Beer is cheaper than gas! A MIRACLE! Nobody in this photo was arrested - EVEN STACY!
Sounds like a GREAT plan - it doesn't say you have to raise 'em! Kevin ABSOLUTELY wants to live longer now!
You English speaking dogs are back at it again, you silly bastards ya! You're having so much fun and we have to go to work - its just not fair. It is like you're taunting us and teasing us being able to party and be on vacation all the time since you don't have jobs. You're being very hurtful, but you know the old saying, we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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