DON'T JUST SAVE THE WHALES - COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!

SUNDAY - OFFICIALLY Daylight Savings Time (except for Arizona and one county in Oregon) - Weirdos!  Actually, they may have it right.  We're not sure why we're supposed to save daylight - we don't save the whales or the manatees or even our money.  Besides, we not only don't have room in our trailer (manufactured home!), where would we keep the daylight we saved - in a flashlight?  It's all VERY confusing!

Speaking of confusing, this was a pivotal weekend in politics.  Obama-Rama won the Wyoming primary (that makes sense, huh?), Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife says she'll win in Pennsylvania (makes even less sense) and John "Candy" McCain says he'll blow up Iraq for the next century (great use of tax dollars!).  BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY - the "Draft Kevin for Palm Springs Mayor" campaign has reached a fever pitch along Palm Canyon Drive (YEAH BABY! - "the" ONE AND ONLY PALM CANYON DRIVE!). 

Our daughter came to town and spent most of the weekend working diligently on the campaign telling everyone they're idiots if they think Kevin could EVER run Palm Springs.  Her point, unfortunately, is lost on the local population.  Come on, look how everyone is voting in national presidential primaries - does that make sense?  These local folks are gonna swallow Kevin's B.S. hook, line and sinker - and then they'll be Hell to pay when he's Mayor.  But then again, Sonny Bono was mayor of Palm Springs (before he took up skiing) so maybe we'll just have a drink and reflect...

      
Kevin with top campaign advisers Greg & Stephanie.                 Stacy kicks it off with the campaign's official slogan!

      
OK folks, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!                                               SEE!  Now Abby's tongue is frozen to the glass!
 

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  • 3/11/2008 6:11 AM guy and cary wrote:
    You have our votes - ya baby - you have our votes!  We think you would make a dirty politician, you would be great for the job you silly bastard - sitting behind the desk with all those sweet cigars, what a job!  You're both kooks, but we cannot help but love you two.

    guy and cary.
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