YOU KNOW IT! - TWOS-DAY.  So why is that?  Is it because the day is twice as good as Monday?  We think not, but then again we are Tuesday haters along with our strong dislike of employment, dogs that bark and hookers that don't put out.  Let's move on, this whole topic is depressing and we can't refill our Prozac prescription at the free clinic until Friday and we cut our Zoloft with corn starch and sold it last week so we could get a part on the Harley chromed.

Anyway, there's allot to be "anti-depressed" about, right?  Come on, we cracked open our neighbor's paper and right there in the sports section was an advertisement from a company buying scrap metal.  Talk about a great way to make some extra cash.  We took our torch to a few cars around town, whacked off their fenders and made a quick $25 bucks!  Is this a great country or what? 

Finally, we made it back to our trailer condo (sounds cool, huh?) and whipped up some dinner.  Folks, you haven't lived until you've had our casserole.  It tastes great and it'll clean you right out!  It's like eating a big meal and fasting at the same time - we call that a "two-fer!" - and that makes sense because it is Twos-day, we're totally anti-depressed now with the scrap metal cash in our pockets and we're ready to watch the Texas & Ohio election results on TV at our favorite bar...

      
What a GREAT way to make extra cash!                                    We should get $5 for this fender once it's torched off!

      
We live in a trailer condo (ours is the dark blue one!)                            Trust us - it'll fill you AND clean you right out!