WAIT!  It's SUNDAY!  How did that happen?  The last thing we remember was the yard sale on Saturday morning.  Oh yeah, "the" yard sale!  Did you know that even at a yard sale it's against the law (apparently) to sell certain things?  We thought that a yard sale was like "private enterprise" and you could sell anything - no license, FDA approval, or g-string needed.  Let's just say that we were mistaken, but why dwell in the distant past, let's dwell n the not so distant past - Saturday night!

Okay, so it started out on Palm Canyon Drive (YEAH BABY! - THE PALM CANYON DRIVE!).  We started with a few beers around 3pm at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (it's a former McDonald's - NOT KIDDING!).  Anyway, 3pm turned into 6pm, turned into 9pm, turned into midnight and....ah....er....well, nine hours of drinking beer is enough for any liver.  We wandered out into the Palm Springs night sometime around 1am and somehow made it back to the trailer park.

Look folks, don't be so judgmental.  What did you do between 3pm and midnight yesterday?  Go to Costco?  Watch your kids lose their soccer game?  Sleep on the couch while pretending to watch some division III college basketball game on ESPN2?  Our point Exactly!  At least we met nice people (because "nice" people always hang out in bars mid-afternoon), we contributed to economic recovery (we paid for our beer with our county check) and we...ah...er...hmmmm - well we don't remember the other stuff, but it was probably good too!  Now it's Sunday, the day of the Lord (and NASCAR!) so it's our turn to lay on the sofa-sleeper, eat stale Doritos and watch a little Dale Earnhart Junior!...

      
You asked for it - PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!             A staple gun and a bra?  Afternoon drinking is always exciting!

      
SHOCK is the only emotion Tim, Stacy & Blanca felt!                              Even King Kong would agree - SIZE MATTERS!