KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for March 2008

SINCE WE'RE BOTH GOING TO HELL - WE MIGHT AS WELL GO DRUNK!

GOD MAY BE OUR COPILOT - BUT THE DEVIL IS OUR NAVIGATOR!

THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD BREAK US - BUT WE USED THE JEDI MIND TRICK!

CHINA IS SO BIG IT'S ALMOST THE SIZE OF A COUNTRY!

YES, WE'RE CRAZY! - TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW... LIKE SIMPLE ARITHMETIC!

WE HAVE AN UNCANNY SENSE OF TIMING - JUST ASK OUR PAROLE OFFICER!

EASTER! - SHOW THAT YOU LOVE JESUS BY EATING A MILK CHOCOLATE RABBIT

THE REASON WE'RE SMILING IS BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T FOUND THE BODIES YET!

IF WE HAD A BIGGER VOCABULARY THEN WE'D KNOW MORE WORDS!

WE MAY BE UNDERACHIEVERS, BUT AT LEAST WE'RE SOMETHING!

YOU KNOW WHAT WE GAVE UP FOR LENT? - OUR RESTRAINT!

IF THE IRISH ARE SO LUCKY, WHY DIDN'T ST. PATRICK RID THEIR COUNTRY OF CAR BOMBS INSTEAD OF RATS?

THERE WAS TIME WHEN ALL OF THIS MATTERED - BUT WE REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN!

IN THE HEIRARCHY OF BLAME - WE'RE AT THE TOP OF THE LIST!

WE LIKE SAYING RHYMES - BUT WE DEFINITELY PREFER SPEAKING IN TONGUES!

YOU CAN RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PAST - BUT THEN YOU HIT THE FUTURE HEAD FIRST!

DON'T JUST SAVE THE WHALES - COLLECT THE WHOLE SET!

WE'VE ONLY BEEN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL ONCE , BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THE VIEW FROM THE TEXAS SCHOOL BOOK DEPOSITORY SUCKED!

CAN A PERSON BE OBSTREPEROUS & LOQUACIOUS AT THE SAME TIME? - OUR 3rd GRADE TEACHER THOUGHT WE WERE!

IF THE INTERNET WAS LIKE AQUANET NOBODY WOULD CARE IF THE KEYBOARD WAS STICKY!

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