IF YOU BELIEVE IN ESP - PLEASE RAISE OUR HAND!
MONDAY - DEAD PRESIDENT'S DAY - COOL! Let's see, there was Washington (his wife Martha wore Spandex and was a hottie!), Lincoln (his wife was upset at the interruption, but still enjoyed the play at Ford's Theater) and there was Grover Cleveland (first president to have an indoor toilet in the White House!). We're sure there are other dead presidents, but none particularly come to mind, OH WAIT! ANDREW JACKSON! Yup he's on the $20 dollar bill (a central bank issued Federal Reserve Note), which is ironic since he's the president that dissolved the Central Bank of the United States! See, we did pay attention in Civics class!
But let's expand on this discussion of dead people. You know that when you die, it's only a physical thing, right? Your body is just a carrier for your soul. Well, Kevin's body is also a carrier for several STD's, but it also carries his soul - what's left of it. Anyway, lots of folks believe that when your body dies that your soul keeps on living somewhere (probably in the Projects). We're not certain we believe that, be we definitely want whatever drugs those people are taking!
The proof of this whole "soul thing," are reports of living people having "out-of-body" experiences where their souls temporarily leave their bodies. We've never had one of those, but last week Stacy had an "out-of-panty" experience with some fireman on vacation in Palm Springs from St. Louis (reports are that he had a nice hose but his wife & kids showed up at the Motel 6 before Stacy could inspect it - drama and ugliness ensured). Look, we're not sure about any of this mind/body stuff, but just to be on the safe side we bought the "Solid Gold Soul" CD at Walmart and now our fate is in the hands of Sly & the Family Stone, the Isley Brothers and the O'Jays! People all over the world join hands - get on the Love Train, Love Train...
Grover Cleveland used an indoor toilet - a man of vision! We want our souls to be safe and have rhythm!
Kevin is visualizing "whirled peas!" Stacy had an "out-of-panty" experience!
But let's expand on this discussion of dead people. You know that when you die, it's only a physical thing, right? Your body is just a carrier for your soul. Well, Kevin's body is also a carrier for several STD's, but it also carries his soul - what's left of it. Anyway, lots of folks believe that when your body dies that your soul keeps on living somewhere (probably in the Projects). We're not certain we believe that, be we definitely want whatever drugs those people are taking!
The proof of this whole "soul thing," are reports of living people having "out-of-body" experiences where their souls temporarily leave their bodies. We've never had one of those, but last week Stacy had an "out-of-panty" experience with some fireman on vacation in Palm Springs from St. Louis (reports are that he had a nice hose but his wife & kids showed up at the Motel 6 before Stacy could inspect it - drama and ugliness ensured). Look, we're not sure about any of this mind/body stuff, but just to be on the safe side we bought the "Solid Gold Soul" CD at Walmart and now our fate is in the hands of Sly & the Family Stone, the Isley Brothers and the O'Jays! People all over the world join hands - get on the Love Train, Love Train...
Grover Cleveland used an indoor toilet - a man of vision! We want our souls to be safe and have rhythm!
Kevin is visualizing "whirled peas!" Stacy had an "out-of-panty" experience!
OK guys, time to open the windows on the double wide and let some fresh air inside. If you had been able to steal cable the other night, the Discovery channel had on a great show about people with ESP (extra sensory perception). When you guys talk about ESP we think that the letters stand for EXTRA SILLY PEOPLE. Have fun and keep smiling.
Wendy and Ron
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You guy's are like a twist of lime in a Crown and Soda.
Did we mention that we like a twist in our Crown!
Just Sayin!!!!!!
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Next thing we know you are going to be Hari Krishnas,you silly bastards! You're getting kookier everyday that we talk to you, but you know we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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