Hello MONDAY!  OK, OK, OK!  We didn't post yesterday, or the day before, but with good reason!  We've been sick, and not the mentally ill kinda sick that we usually are.  NOOOOOO, we've been sneezing and coughing and sweating and chilling and - well basically not doing anything good for the economy like drinking or having sex.  But enough of this laying around on the sofa-sleeper drinking Robitusion from coffee mugs and chewing Ibuprofen like candy.

Here's the deal - "when you are sick, you don't feel good!" - and you can quote us on that!   We're not back to 100%, but just like our math tests in third grade, we'll settle for 70% anytime!  We learned early on that a "solid C" got you through and you didn't have to attend all those stupid award ceremonies.  Besides, if you're only getting "average" grades, you still have something left to achieve!  We pity the poor straight A students because they have nowhere to go but down.  Oh well, sucks to be them!

Speaking of sucking - have you ever fallen asleep with one of those Hall's Menthol throat lozenges in your mouth?  WHEW!  When you wake up (coughing & choking on it) your mouth is numb for hours!  Kevin licked #200 grit sandpaper afterward and didn't even feel it, but then again, he licks so many things he has callouses on his tongue.  Folks, we gotta apologize here for not having any pictures today.  Trust us, you don't wanna see us like this.  No shower, no makeup, hair not styled - and Stacy hasn't done much with herself either!  Anyway, we're on the road to recovery and tomorrow there will be more to tell and photos to prove it...