It's FRIDAY!  WHEW - and we didn't think we'd make it this far.  We're back in Palm Springs after a week of committing drunken felonies at Mardis Gras in New Orleans, but we are paying the price.  We both got sick from the damn recirculated air on the plane trip back, and when we say sick, we don't mean Sudafed & Advil sick.  We mean go to the doctor and get real drugs sick!

But we're not complaining.  There is an upside to getting drugs from your doctor - They're POWERFUL and they have high "STREET VALUE!"  Look folks, we all know that the big money isn't made on Wall Street, it's made on the back street, and the good news is that we not only pretty much know most of the back streets around here, we also paid VERY close attention in high school chemistry class.  It's not a big deal to take some prescription cough medicine and cook it into something that'll pay the space rent on our mobile home for at least month.

Now we don't recommend that you try this at home.  After all, we're highly trained professionals and boiling codeine out of cough syrup is a complex process.  Besides, if everybody started doing it, the supply would skyrocket and the street price would plummet! (See, we paid attention in economics class too!).   Realize that we'd much rather be out drinking and partying it up tonight, but since we're sick at home, and since we do have this God-given gift at chemistry, we're just gonna add a little Part A to a little Part B and...

      
OH YEAH!  This is why we love cough medicine!                                            Kevin's been doing this since 10th grade!

      
Next month's mobile home space rent in a cup!                                                Thank you high school chemistry class!