SATURDAY! - At least according to some bogus calender we got for free at Jiffy Lube (we liked the pictures of the girls in bikinis holding tools!).  But, but, but...what's important to note here is that we've been in New Orleans for two days now and are still free to walk around without posting bail.  A RECORD FOR US!  Maybe it's because we're not doing much walking - it's more like crawling.

Last night, (Friday, we think), started with us wandering Bourbon Street - which is now just one mass of humanity 24/7 because of Mardis Gras.  But the good news is that not everyone are drunken idiots.  OH NO!  Besides us and thousands of our peers, there are also sober Christian idiots carrying crosses through the crowd and, "spreading the word of God!"  We say, "Thank you Jesus!,"  but look, there are over 1 million people here for Mardis Gras, and pretty much all they wanna do is drink and CENSORED.  Gosh Huckleberry do ya think?

Well, let's just say that Stacy went "Old Testament" on these fine folks and they will never be the same.  We took cover in a nearby bar, "Yo Mamma's" (not kidding), until Kevin started suggesting things to the bartender that also involved the Old Testament - sort of.  She threw his ass right out and pretty much the night was over.  The funny thing is that if she really had a twin sister, and if they really were double jointed...ok you get the picture.  Anyway, it's Saturday, we have friends arriving from all over America for Mardis Gras and we're certain that the whole experience will change their life...forever...

      
Stacy went "Old Testament" on them!                                Sucking chest wounds aren't pretty - Kevin went for help!

      
Look, just because the suggestion involved her sister...       She apologized to Stacy, but Kevin got shown the door!