KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for February 2008

DON'T BOTHER BUYING A NEW PARTY DRESS - IT'LL JUST GET RIPPED AND STAINED WHEN WE PLAY STRIP LAWN DARTS!

EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS JUST A MATTER OF THE RIGHT PAPERWORK!

WE THINK IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO VIEW WILDLIFE WHEN THEY'RE JUST WANDERING AROUND WILD!

WE ARE ABLSOLUTELY OPPOSED TO CONTINENTAL DRIFT AND PLATE TECTONICS!

IT'S WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH THAT MATTERS!

MENTAL ILLNESS STRIKES A WOMAN EVERY FOUR MINUTES - OUR GOAL IS TO FIND THAT WOMAN AND PARTY!

WE WANNA BE MODERN, SO WE UPGRADED OUR BODIES TO VERSION 3.0

IF YOU BELIEVE IN ESP - PLEASE RAISE OUR HAND!

WE TRY NOT TO LIVE IN THE PAST - BUT THOSE DAMN WARRANTS JUST KEEP SHOWING UP!

IF YOU ONLY USE 10% OF YOUR BRAIN THEN WE FIGURE WE HAVE 90% TO BURN ON ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION!

NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU" LIKE APPLIANCES AND POWER TOOLS!

WE MAY NOT BE PROPHETS - BUT WE SURE KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE!

A PENNY SAVED MAY BE A PENNY EARNED - BUT IT'S STILL JUST A PENNY!

WE ARE SO AGAINST "BIOTICS" THAT WE TAKE ANTIBIOTICS!

WE NEVER DID GET OUR GED's - BUT WE DID REAL WELL IN CHEMISTRY CLASS!

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN WE DIDN'T DRINK - BUT THAT WAS DURING OUR SOBER PERIOD!

OUR BRAINS ARE JUST NOT RIGHT - AND YET WE USE THEM AT LEAST ONCE A DAY!

WE WERE THIN ON MONDAY - BUT TODAY IS FAT TUESDAY!

IT WAS NOT A PROPOSITION - IT WAS A CONVERSATION!

JESUS MAY SAVE - BUT MOSES INVESTS!

WE FOLLOWED A CRITICAL PATH - BUT WE DIDN'T CRITICIZE IT!

WHAT DID YOU THINK? WE'D LAY AROUND HOME WATCHING HANNAH MONTANA RERUNS ON CABLE?

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