KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: YOU SAY WE HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - WE SAY THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE NOT DRINKING!

KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!

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WHO ARE WE & WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
We are Stacy & Kevin from California and we're not really good at much except riding motorcycles, drinking beer and lying. Since about 2007 (when we became gainfully unemployed) we've ridden our Harley twice around the U.S. hoping that people who don't know us too well will buy us a beer, or two or three - or a pitcher, or two or three. That was about 11,000 miles each time and didn't work out very well. Next, we traveled around the entire world - literally "around" the whole f'ing earth - all 37,000 miles and that didn't work so well either. Now this summer (2011) we circled China since we've been declared "persona non-grata" in most Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. Now we're back riding around the U.S. hoping people have forgotten what we did to them last time. Folks, our lives are never what most people consider "normal" so check back daily and you'll be amazed at the shi-t we get into! You can also subscribe below for free and get email updates as new postings are made daily.
WE ALWAYS RIDE SAFE!

All kidding and joking aside, we NEVER drink and ride. We absolutey enjoy our beer (allot of it!) and we love motorcycle riding, but NEVER both at the same time. One drink and the bike is parked, locked and chained up for the day or night. We also encourage all of you - whether in a car or on a motorcycle - to not drink and drive. SERIOUSLY!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: YOU SAY WE HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - WE SAY THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE NOT DRINKING!

YOU SAY WE HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - WE SAY THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE NOT DRINKING!

OK, OK, OK! WE SLIPPED! No post yesterday, but there was a GREAT reason! Besides, today can now be called 'FriSaturday!" It's a long and woeful story, but one that brings smiles to our faces - at least the parts we can remember. Let's see, we remember getting up on Friday about noon and then....ah....er....hmmm... we got up Saturday around noon! In between, we're gonna have to just rely on the police report.

We started out yesterday with GREAT intentions. We were gonna volunteer some time at the homeless shelter, go over to the animal pound and pet some stay cats, and then we were gonna take some people from the convalescent home out shopping. YEAH RIGHT! We made it about three blocks and decided a "quick" beer at the world famous Palm Canyon Road House (You got that right, PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) would brace us for our community chores. Well, one beer turned into two, turned into calling Coors for another delivery to the bar just before the sun set!

Look, many of you may think we are weak, or that we lack moral fiber. Well, to you we say - YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT WE HAVE A PROBLEM! They say the first step on the road to recovery is admitting that you have a problem - okay, we admit we have a problem - we ran out of money at around 1A.M. and had to quit drinking, talk about having a problem! We were just getting in the swing of things after 13 hours of downing beer and then, WHAM - cutoff at the knees! There is good news though! The county screwed up and sent us another check by mistake (it was waiting patiently in our trailer park mail box), so after we cash it down at the RanchMart we'll have plenty of cash. Guess what we're gonna do with it...