REALITY IS JUST A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T TAKE MEDICATION!

TU...TU...TUESDAY!  Sorry, we always stutter when we say that word.  It a worthless day and it scares the Hell out of us to have to live through it every week!  We know that you all get tired of hearing it, but what about us? (it's all about us!) - we have Tuesdaphobia!  Look it up if you don't believe us, it's the uncontrolable fear of the second day of the week.  Seriously!  We have to take heavy medication for it - or at least that's what we've talked the doctor at the free clinic into prescribing.

Anyway, enough about us (even though it IS really all about us!).  What about everyone else?  Can you think of anything good that's happened on a Tuesday?  Go on - try!  Just look at Wall Street - down almost 300 points whatever that means) today.   We sooooo need more medication.  If we had IRA's or 401k's or any type of investment, other than our lotto tickets and collector plates from the Franklin Mint, we'd be invalids! 

But here's the deal.  Technically there is some good news, and something to celebrate, about Tuesdays.  They are technically Wednesday Eve, and Wednesdays are HumpDay - and we have medication to REALLY help on HumpDay!  Now that's something to celebrate, and speaking of celebration, since we don't believe everything we read, that B.S. on our medication bottle about not taking it while consuming alcohol is not gonna stop us from celebrating until it's HumpDay!  As a matter of fact, we're heading out right now in search of cheap alcohol to mix with our pills...

      
We've got plenty of medications - guess our favorite!                                         Tuesdays are VERY difficult for Kevin!

      
Stacy arrived with "special" medication just in time!                  Let's see what happens when we mix this with beer!
 

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  • 1/16/2008 10:58 AM Kandy Kane wrote:
    Hey Kevin & Stacy! Next time you publish pictures of your meds, if you've got any Valium, Ativan, Xanax -- well, any downers, please position the labels so I can see the refill # & pharmacy name. If you feel real generous, your DOB would be awesome, too!! You guys ROCK!!!
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