WHEN WE READ ABOUT THE EVILS OF DRINKING - WE GAVE UP READING!
You betcha! It's SUNDAY! Okay, here's how it works. Sundays are best enjoyed laying on the sofa, eating Cheetos and watching football. Now of course that only works in the Fall and Winter, but come Spring and Summer when football is over, there's always SciFi Channel reruns and internet porn. Anyway, the point is that Sundays were specifically designed as a day of recovery from Saturday nights (believe us, it's just an old wives' tale about all that "day of Sabbath" stuff).
SOOOOO, let's talk about Saturday night. It pretty much started out the way most of our nights do - with us wandering down Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH! - "THE" PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) from bar to bar just one step ahead of local law enforcement and pissed off bartenders. So last night where do we end up but at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (say it again with feeling - PALM CANYON, BABY!). Everything was progressing just like most nights - AND THEN THE MARINES ARRIVED! Not just one or two either, but SIXTEEN of those testosterone dripping, goofy haircut sporting protectors of mom, apple pie and American made beer came charging into the bar like the running of the bulls on crack!
Because forming complete sentences today is difficult, let's just jump ahead in the story a bit here. Hmmmmm, since those Marines are shipping out to Iraq next week, do ya think they liked Stacy? Folks, we know that's a rhetorical question (for those of you without GED's, that means we don't expect an answer), but we had to ask. Look, we absolutely support a strong military - and now Stacy knows just how strong it is! It's all good, right? Come on, she was just showing her patriotic feelings and her...ah...er....support for our troops! Besides, today's Sunday so we both can recover - Stacy from her patriotism and Kevin from his...well, his...his...lets just say that after watching Stacy and the Marines he won't need internet porn for awhile! But guess what? Tomorrow's Monday and we'll be well rested after watching football all day, so that definitely calls for a celebration...
It all started out innocent enough, but then... The tequila shot drinking contest started - Stacy won!
It's like "Where's Waldo!" Can you find Stacy? Kevin had to be restrained when he yelled, "...that's my wife!"
SOOOOO, let's talk about Saturday night. It pretty much started out the way most of our nights do - with us wandering down Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH! - "THE" PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) from bar to bar just one step ahead of local law enforcement and pissed off bartenders. So last night where do we end up but at the world famous Palm Canyon Roadhouse (say it again with feeling - PALM CANYON, BABY!). Everything was progressing just like most nights - AND THEN THE MARINES ARRIVED! Not just one or two either, but SIXTEEN of those testosterone dripping, goofy haircut sporting protectors of mom, apple pie and American made beer came charging into the bar like the running of the bulls on crack!
Because forming complete sentences today is difficult, let's just jump ahead in the story a bit here. Hmmmmm, since those Marines are shipping out to Iraq next week, do ya think they liked Stacy? Folks, we know that's a rhetorical question (for those of you without GED's, that means we don't expect an answer), but we had to ask. Look, we absolutely support a strong military - and now Stacy knows just how strong it is! It's all good, right? Come on, she was just showing her patriotic feelings and her...ah...er....support for our troops! Besides, today's Sunday so we both can recover - Stacy from her patriotism and Kevin from his...well, his...his...lets just say that after watching Stacy and the Marines he won't need internet porn for awhile! But guess what? Tomorrow's Monday and we'll be well rested after watching football all day, so that definitely calls for a celebration...
It all started out innocent enough, but then... The tequila shot drinking contest started - Stacy won!
It's like "Where's Waldo!" Can you find Stacy? Kevin had to be restrained when he yelled, "...that's my wife!"
Yeah...my parents rock. I aspire to down some shots like that one day...
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Stacy, I take my pants off, I mean my hat off to you for giving those marines an arousing sendoff. I am proud of you for honoring those fine soldiers and giving in every possible way, but you know the most important thing? We cannot help but love the both of you.
go Packers go,
guy and cary.
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We all know that 29 Stump (29 Palms Marine Base) Marines cant party like 1 MAW marines. Plus they can't drink except on weekends and I'll be at the bar here in Okinawa all week (except when I'm scuba diving or playing golf). Sucks to be them.
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