SATURDAY!  The good, the bad and the.....well......ugly!  It's days like today that can send such mixed messages to us from the universe.  Don't get us wrong, it's all good.  It's just that some things are gooder than other things.  Last night we decided to go out and have a few beers - "good," right?  Well, Kevin had perhaps a few too many and started chatting up some gal at the bar wearing a schoolgirl outfit - "gooder," right?   Well, not so much!  It seems that her boyfriend took offense to some of Kevin's rather liberal (and not liberal in the Iowa caucus sense) suggestions, an altercation ensued and WHAM, BAM, everybody ended up arrested and in jail!

Look, normally that's not an issue for us, but our bail bondsman was out of town so we had to spend the night cooling our heals in county lock-up.  The good news is that it gave us an opportunity meet some really GREAT people like RaShawndra (who got totally used by her pimp), Carlos (who was completely framed on a bogus meth charge) and Chrysalis (who can prove that she never touched "there" while giving a lap dance to an undercover cop).  Anyway, we were released on our own recognizance this morning (after a truly GREAT breakfast!) so we decided to do a little shopping after we registered with the county probation department.

Speaking of probation, we totally misunderstood that concept.  We thought it meant that the people doing the "bation" were "pros," not just "masters."  It was all very confusing because we were expecting....well....er....you know....counseling in master-bation done by "pros," i.e.; "pro - bation!"  Let's just say it was a horrible misunderstanding, we didn't learn a single new damn method and now we have to go back weekly for sexual abuse counseling!  BUT GUESS WHAT?  Here's something "gooder" - it's Saturday, our bail bondsman is back from the dog fighting tournament in Reno (his dog took second place!) and we're definitely going out to celebrate...

      
You never know where you'll meet the nicest people!                 We TOTALLY misunderstood the pro-bation concept!

      
Subtle? NOT! - but Stacy knows that size matters!                 A fantasy?  Nope!  It's reality folks and it'll sure be fun!