IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY - WE'RE JUST OUT OF CHECKS!
FRIDAY! Say it with FEELIN'! Even though the weekend offically starts on Thursday night (Friday Eve), Friday is really the best day of the week. You can go out and party all night, nobody has to work the next morning (unless they have a part-time job at Starbucks for the benefits - in which case they should be committed!) and we get our weekly check from the county. Only this week it wasn't to be.
It turns out that the county got some new software or something (WE HATE NERDS!) that cross references social security numbers with other insignificant information, like names and addresses! Anyway, they caught onto the fact that weren't using our real social security numbers (or our real names) to get the weekly assistance checks from them (and the free cheese and butter from the USDA!). SOOOOOO, to make a long and sorted story short (the Readers' Digest version is always the best!), Kevin had to quit watching reruns of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel (he claims it's better and cheaper than internet porn) and pick up some odd jobs around the trailer park so we'd have enough cash to go out tonight!
Yep, it sucks to be us! Imagine having to actually work to make enough money for beer. What's this country coming too? Fortunately, there was plenty to do around the park and most of the other folks here did get their checks today, so they could pay him once they'd cashed 'em down at the RanchMart. It wasn't fun and it wasn't pretty, but you know what? It's still Friday and we now have plenty of money that folds, so guess what we're gonna do...
Paint the door on trailerpark clubhouse? - Quick $50 bucks! Trim a few trees? - Another $50 bucks!
Kevin even helped load dead appliances for a quick $25! Finally out with Brad & Julie! - Nice tie, court appearance?
It turns out that the county got some new software or something (WE HATE NERDS!) that cross references social security numbers with other insignificant information, like names and addresses! Anyway, they caught onto the fact that weren't using our real social security numbers (or our real names) to get the weekly assistance checks from them (and the free cheese and butter from the USDA!). SOOOOOO, to make a long and sorted story short (the Readers' Digest version is always the best!), Kevin had to quit watching reruns of Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel (he claims it's better and cheaper than internet porn) and pick up some odd jobs around the trailer park so we'd have enough cash to go out tonight!
Yep, it sucks to be us! Imagine having to actually work to make enough money for beer. What's this country coming too? Fortunately, there was plenty to do around the park and most of the other folks here did get their checks today, so they could pay him once they'd cashed 'em down at the RanchMart. It wasn't fun and it wasn't pretty, but you know what? It's still Friday and we now have plenty of money that folds, so guess what we're gonna do...
Paint the door on trailerpark clubhouse? - Quick $50 bucks! Trim a few trees? - Another $50 bucks!
Kevin even helped load dead appliances for a quick $25! Finally out with Brad & Julie! - Nice tie, court appearance?
Soo-finally had to do some real work. The painting looks real enough but didn't you cut that tree down on Dec 12? Geez yesterday only 2 photos and today your recycling pictures. Whats a matter-run out of film for your digital camera? Cash not going as far as the government checks did? Is that really sweat on Kevins forehead? Tomorrow when you show up for work at the local Starbucks in your little black hat make sure to keep the coffee beans away from the nuts! Keep smiling!
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Silly,just plain silly! You two obviously are still having Coors when you go out to the pubs. It's addicting like crack cocaine and it sure has an effect on your personalities! Scary, but I have to say, we cannot help but love you two.
Go Packers!
guy and cary.
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