AN EPIC JOURNEY MAY BE "EPIC" - BUT IT'S STILL A JOURNEY!
Officially - IT'S HUMPDAY! - YEAH! - WEDNESDAY! We know most of you like it because it's halfway through the week and you're over the hump. We could care less where we are in the week, we just like it because its another excuse to hump (CENSORED! - Damn network television!). Yep, we have censors to maintain this website's "PG" rating - and isn't it ashame! Just think of the adventures we could have if we went for an "R," or even an "X" rating. Oh Yeah!
Speaking of adventures, do you all know what started this riding4beer.com website and what it's evolved into? Well, it began in May 2006 for people to keep track of, and share in, our experience of riding a motorcycle around (literally around) the United States (11,000 miles and about 3 months on the road). As it turns out, most folks loved being part of the adventure (and so did many members of the law enforcement community), so when the ride ended we just kept posting about our everyday lives here - everyday!! There's now a book in the works ("Riding 4 Beer") to be published real soon (we'll let you know when it's available so you can buy it and we can get rich!), and in the meantime we'll keep posting about our adventures in life here everyday.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! Yes folks, we have a new MAJOR adventure coming up and it's on such a grand scale we've had to already start the planning - and it's still five months away! This summer we're going to circumnavigate the entire earth! NOT KIDDING! Starting here in Southern California we plan to follow the sun west all the way around the world! The trip will take us through China, Tibet, Mongolia, Siberia, Russia, a zillion little dictatorships in Eastern Europe, Western Europe and then hopefully back across America to home sweet home in Palm Springs. We wanted to call it "Around the World in 80 Days," but the Disney assholes wouldn't let us! - something about a copyright or some other B.S. Anyway, we'll keep you informed on the planning as it develops during our rare sober moments, but in the meantime we're gonna keep having fun and sharing it with you here daily. And now since it's HumpDay, we have to...
Just in time! Now Kevin won't need to get vaccinated! We're clearing our trip with the highest military authorities!
It's just a rough plan at this point, but using planes, trains, boats, yaks and rickshaws we think we can pull it off!
Speaking of adventures, do you all know what started this riding4beer.com website and what it's evolved into? Well, it began in May 2006 for people to keep track of, and share in, our experience of riding a motorcycle around (literally around) the United States (11,000 miles and about 3 months on the road). As it turns out, most folks loved being part of the adventure (and so did many members of the law enforcement community), so when the ride ended we just kept posting about our everyday lives here - everyday!! There's now a book in the works ("Riding 4 Beer") to be published real soon (we'll let you know when it's available so you can buy it and we can get rich!), and in the meantime we'll keep posting about our adventures in life here everyday.
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! Yes folks, we have a new MAJOR adventure coming up and it's on such a grand scale we've had to already start the planning - and it's still five months away! This summer we're going to circumnavigate the entire earth! NOT KIDDING! Starting here in Southern California we plan to follow the sun west all the way around the world! The trip will take us through China, Tibet, Mongolia, Siberia, Russia, a zillion little dictatorships in Eastern Europe, Western Europe and then hopefully back across America to home sweet home in Palm Springs. We wanted to call it "Around the World in 80 Days," but the Disney assholes wouldn't let us! - something about a copyright or some other B.S. Anyway, we'll keep you informed on the planning as it develops during our rare sober moments, but in the meantime we're gonna keep having fun and sharing it with you here daily. And now since it's HumpDay, we have to...
Just in time! Now Kevin won't need to get vaccinated! We're clearing our trip with the highest military authorities!
It's just a rough plan at this point, but using planes, trains, boats, yaks and rickshaws we think we can pull it off!
Yes, we could see you both riding on a yak. It would be quite amusing - you never cease to amaze us with your delirious pickled brains you have become true kooks!! You probably think you're going to swim across the Pacific ocean ya silly bastards, ya. We say it again, we cannot help but love you.
guy and cary.
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Well I'm glad to see you refinanced you trailer so you can fly out to come see me. Just think about all the wierd food I'm going to have you eat such as, JellyFish, Dolphin, Whale, oh and my favorite, Squid Eggs. They sound worse than they really are!
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Hey! Cochranes have done this 'around the world' thing before. Elizabeth Jane Cochrane (Nelly Bly) set out from New York in Nov. 1889 and circled the globe without a male escort as a story feature for her editor at the New York World. We all remember Aunt "Lizzy" before she was declared insane.
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