Without a doubt it happens after every Monday.  We're talkin' about TUESDAY!  That's right, the wasted day of the week.  The nothing day, the dog day, the day that's just a placeholder in time between the start of the week and HumpDay.  In a poll of over three people in our trailer park (ourselves included), Tuesday ranked seventh out of all eight days.   Nothing good ever happens on Tuesdays - wars don't start, there's no football on TV and nobody EVER gets fired on Tuesdays.  Look, this Tuesday was no different for us either!

It's funny because it started out okay.  We were up before noon and power-washed the outside of the trailer.  Then the phone call came.  It was from our bank.  Well, it's not really "our" bank, it's "a" bank where we used to deposit our county checks and buy money orders to pay our electric bill and trailer space rent until there was a "mis-understanding" about some NSF checks (whatever those are!).  Anyway, it seems that someone had stolen our identity and was using it to try and open charge accounts all over town.  We all know the joke's on them because our FICO score is the only one in the country that's a negative number, and besides our only credit is at the local strip club and that's only shakey ground.  But it still caused us allot of trouble.  Plus the bankers (who are always evil heartless people) thought we were the ones trying to get credit and boy were they pissed!

We had to go to the police station and fill out some papers.  Of course they thought we were lying about the identity theft too (because our last bail check bounced!), but we had evidence.  Yep, in addition to the bogus credit applications, we had documented proof that someone else was using our good names.  It was right there in black and white on the cover of a magazine - Stacy's name in BOLD FACE PRINT!  Even the cops had to agree it was mighty suspicious.   In the end they bought our story and suspicions aside, it's still Tuesday, the dead day and we're heading out tonight for a few beers to see if we can liven things up and...

      
The day started OK - we even power washed our trailer!                   Our bankers make these guys look like sissies!

      
Allot happens in her bed - but not murder!          Stacy was horrified that her identity was stolen - she filed a report!