Everybody say it with us - FRIDAY!  That's right it's officially the end of the week and the beginning of the weekend.  Also, it's the day we get our assistance check from the county, so we'll definitely have some WAM (walking around money) for beer and nachos tonight.   Look, we're just glad they send us a check because it was a REAL pain when we'd get food stamps and then have to sell 'em at a discount to some Asian guy in an alley to get cash.  Now we just cash the check down at the SnackMart and we're good to go.

Speaking of "going," last night we figured we "go" out for a few beers with a good "friend" of ours.   Well, after the first few we had the second few and then the third few and then...it was like a mathematical progression.  We ended up wandering down Palm Canyon Drive (OH YEAH - "THE" PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) and stopping for a beer wherever they'd extend credit (remember, we don't get our county check until today).   Anyway, that's when the night took a decided turn for the worse.

We were sitting in one of our favorite bars with our "friend" (we pay her to "escort" us) and in walks the police.  They make an immediate beeline for us (they must of had a tip from an informant) and the next thing you know we're all being arrested for "pimping & pandering."   They claimed our "friend" is a prostitute!  Yeah, we pay her to "escort" us, and she does give great "deep tissue" massages, but this turn of events was totally unexpected!  Fortunately they know us down at the police station.  We were able to call our bail bondsman and all get sprung by about 3am, but our friend missed the last bus home so she had to stay with us in our trailer.  Folks, we will say this; our lives are never boring, it's Friday, what's done is done and tonight...

      
The charge was pimping & pandering - UNBELIEVABLE!                       Kevin was hauled away like yesterday's trash!

      
Stacy & our "friend" rode in the other patrol car.               The police gave us their phone book to call for a bail bond.