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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for January 2008

OF COURSE WE'RE IN "NEW" ORLEANS - WHY WOULD WE GO TO "OLD" ORLEANS?

IF PSYCHICS ARE SO SMART HOW COME THEY HAVE TO ASK YOUR NAME?

WE WE DON'T DON'T STUTTER STUTTER - WE JUST REPEAT WORDS!

SOBRIETY - "THE SILENT KILLER!"

NOTHING RUINS A QUIET SATURDAY AT HOME MORE THAN NAPALM!

I DON'T LOOK FOR TROUBLE - IT JUST HUNTS ME DOWN LIKE A RABID JACKEL!

IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT THEN THERE'S GONNA BE NO MORE RUMP ROAST IN MY DIET!

THEY SAY YOU ONLY USE 5% OF YOUR BRAIN - BUT I WAS NEVER VERY GOOD AT DOING "PERCENTS"

BEING ALONE WOULDN'T BE SO TOUGH IF THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE HERE!

WE KNOW A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE - BUT SO IS BEER!

THEY NEVER WOULD'VE CAUGHT US EXCEPT FOR THE DNA TEST!

YOU SAY WE HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM - WE SAY THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE'RE NOT DRINKING!

IF "CASH IS KING" THEN WHO IS IN THE ROYAL FAMILY?

BIRDS OF A FEATHER MAY FLOCK TOGETHER - BUT INDIVIDUAL ONES GET PICKED OFF WITH A BB GUN!

REALITY IS JUST A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T TAKE MEDICATION!

NO DAY PASSES THAT WE DON'T REGRET NOT DRINKING!

WHEN WE READ ABOUT THE EVILS OF DRINKING - WE GAVE UP READING!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL TO HAVE A PLAID SKIRT!

IT'S NOT THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY - WE'RE JUST OUT OF CHECKS!

YOU LAUGH AT US BECAUSE WE'RE DIFFERENT - WE LAUGH AT YOU BECAUSE WE'RE DRUNK!

AN EPIC JOURNEY MAY BE "EPIC" - BUT IT'S STILL A JOURNEY!

BANKERS WILL ONLY LEND YOU MONEY WHEN YOU CAN PROVE YOU DON'T NEED IT!

AN "EYE FOR AN EYE" IS ONLY A FAIR TRADE WHEN THEY BOTH WORK!

WE KNOW PLENTY OF MAILMEN - WE JUST DON'T LIVE ON THEIR ROUTES!

IT'S LIKE WE ALWAYS SAY - "RAIN IS LIKE WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!"

FRIENDS DON'T LEAVE FRIENDS WITH THE POLICE

WE'RE JUST SUB-PRIME PEOPLE IN THE LOAN PORTFOLIO OF LIFE!

THE TALLEST BLADE OF GRASS ALWAYS GETS CUT BY THE MOWER FIRST!

IT MAY BE A NEW YEAR - BUT THAT'S JUST BOOKEEPING!

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