WE HAVE A FRONT ROW SEAT IN THE PARADE OF HUMANITY!
It's MONDAY, it's New Year's Eve, it's, it's, it's.....WHEW! IT'S THE BIGGEST PARTY DAY OF THE YEAR and we're definitely signed up! Folks, days like this only seem come around about once a year, and just like meteor showers, we don't wanna miss 'em! We spent all night last night at the FAMOUS Palm Canyon RoadHouse (OH YEAH - IT'S ON PALM CANYON DRIVE, BABY!) planning for tonight. Proprietors Greg & Eleanor threw us out at last call, but not before we'd all agreed on a New Year's Eve attack plan and pitched in to retain a bail bondsman along with our friends Brad & Julie.
Originally we'd planned to just meet for a beer or two (or eleven) to agree on a place to meet tonight. (A meeting to plan where to meet - see we can pretend to be "corporate!"). Well it all started heading downhill real fast when the tequila shots appeared. Besides, we couldn't just leave since we were still waiting for Julie to be dropped off from the Tattoo parlor by her daughter (not kidding). Look, collectively if we're anything in this life, we're good role models. It's not like we're involved in porn (yet), or midgets (yet)! We live simple lives and we keep our felonies simple too. Our night school educated Public Defender likes that about us!
Anyway, when we finally got back to our double-wide we figured that we needed a nightcap before bed. We were out of beer, outta rum and outta vodka. Let's just say that once you get past the ammonia smell, Janitor-in-a Drum isn't so bad and neither is Woolite - but the hangovers suck! It's a good thing we got that court hearing for the "show cause" order postponed until next week. Folks, 2007 will be gone in just a few hours, we've had a FANTASTIC year, we've made literally hundreds of new GREAT friends, and 2008 can only be better! We'll see you all there...
We had to wait for Julie - the design was a bit complex! What can we say - we were out of beer!
What a hangover! What a view from our trailer! Fortunately we had our court hearing postponed!
Originally we'd planned to just meet for a beer or two (or eleven) to agree on a place to meet tonight. (A meeting to plan where to meet - see we can pretend to be "corporate!"). Well it all started heading downhill real fast when the tequila shots appeared. Besides, we couldn't just leave since we were still waiting for Julie to be dropped off from the Tattoo parlor by her daughter (not kidding). Look, collectively if we're anything in this life, we're good role models. It's not like we're involved in porn (yet), or midgets (yet)! We live simple lives and we keep our felonies simple too. Our night school educated Public Defender likes that about us!
Anyway, when we finally got back to our double-wide we figured that we needed a nightcap before bed. We were out of beer, outta rum and outta vodka. Let's just say that once you get past the ammonia smell, Janitor-in-a Drum isn't so bad and neither is Woolite - but the hangovers suck! It's a good thing we got that court hearing for the "show cause" order postponed until next week. Folks, 2007 will be gone in just a few hours, we've had a FANTASTIC year, we've made literally hundreds of new GREAT friends, and 2008 can only be better! We'll see you all there...
We had to wait for Julie - the design was a bit complex! What can we say - we were out of beer!
What a hangover! What a view from our trailer! Fortunately we had our court hearing postponed!
Happy New Year you silly bastards! We see the alcohol intake has not changed at all - wacking down those 30 packs of Coors light. Maybe you could make a new years resolution and cut down on your drinking problem - maybe to a 30 pack every other day instead of everyday. We cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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