COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE - WE HAVE COOKIES!
THURSDAY! Yup, there's no doubt about it - it's Friday Eve so that means - CELEBRATION! Besides, yesterday was Wednesday ("Hump Day") so you all know what we did all day - WHEW! Anyway, we rolled outta bed today extra early (before noon!) and set off on the SunLine bus to return some Christmas presents people gave us to raise some extra cash for New Years partying. It worked like a charm and now we're feeling flush. Thanks everybody for all of your Christmas thoughts, we'll drink the proceeds from their return to Walmart wisely!
When we got home there was a personal invitation in the mail from the UFO Congress to attend their annual convention. Look, we believe in illegal aliens as much as the next Border Patrol agent, but we've never personally had a sighting (they all seem to have pretty decent fake drivers licenses and social security cards). We'll be sending our regrets, besides we can use the $89 dollar registration fee to get that limited edition Dale Earnhart collector plate from the Franklin Mint ("...some prior editions have increased in value 300%" -Frankilin Mint/Parade Magazine advertisement-). We're known for our wise money management skills.
Speaking of wise money management, Kevin has set up a new booth for our trailer park swap meet. It's patterned after one of those booths at the carnival that rip people off, so we're thinking that the cash flow should be pretty damn good! And that extra money will come in handy since we need to get the exhaust pipes on the Harley re-chromed and we also still need to settle our bail skip "issue" down in Louisiana. But hey folks, you know what? It's all good, it's Friday Eve, we're going out celebrating and...

We were invited - but respectfully declined. This is what we built the swap meet booth out of!

And here's Kevin's final product - We're gonna get RICH! Our trailer park manager loves our swap meet idea!
When we got home there was a personal invitation in the mail from the UFO Congress to attend their annual convention. Look, we believe in illegal aliens as much as the next Border Patrol agent, but we've never personally had a sighting (they all seem to have pretty decent fake drivers licenses and social security cards). We'll be sending our regrets, besides we can use the $89 dollar registration fee to get that limited edition Dale Earnhart collector plate from the Franklin Mint ("...some prior editions have increased in value 300%" -Frankilin Mint/Parade Magazine advertisement-). We're known for our wise money management skills.
Speaking of wise money management, Kevin has set up a new booth for our trailer park swap meet. It's patterned after one of those booths at the carnival that rip people off, so we're thinking that the cash flow should be pretty damn good! And that extra money will come in handy since we need to get the exhaust pipes on the Harley re-chromed and we also still need to settle our bail skip "issue" down in Louisiana. But hey folks, you know what? It's all good, it's Friday Eve, we're going out celebrating and...
We were invited - but respectfully declined. This is what we built the swap meet booth out of!
And here's Kevin's final product - We're gonna get RICH! Our trailer park manager loves our swap meet idea!

Merry Christmas ya couple a silly bastards ya! We miss ya and we hope you're enjoying the hollidays. By the way, we think your manager at the trailer park is a little overweight - just a few biscuits shy of 600lbs. You're a couple of silly bastards, but we cannot help but love you two.
guy and cary.
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