CAN YOU SAY "CERVEZA?" SURE YOU CAN!
It's Saturday and let us be the first to say, "GREETINGS FROM MEXICO!" Okay, we're maybe not the first to say that (Cortez was in the 1700's), but we are the first to say it today on this website! It's always good to be first at something! Usually we're the first ones arrested, but this trip we gotta be EXTRA careful because the Federales already have our faces programed into their iPods from our last time in Mexico. Oh yeah, like we're worried about a little jail time here in Puerto Vallarta - Look, the Mexican jails are nothing compared to the Jamaican ones we've been in...er...ah..er...taken tours of!
Anyway, it's been a LONG day for us. It started at the absolutely unfathomable hour of 5am! That's right folks! And realize we don't even have clocks that display that time. We just stayed up because going to bed at 3am to wake up at five makes not sense. Why so early? Because we had to drive the Taurus over to LAX to get a flight down here! They know us at the Palm Springs airport, so it's too hard to get behind the counter there and score free tickets. It's a lot easier at a major international airport, like LAX, to breach the $6 per hour security folks in stretch pants and get a free flight.
So we finally arrived and our hotel is....ah....hmmmm....interesting. It's certainly not what we expected, but it is unique - and they said the plumbing will be working again by the end of the week. Come on, IT'S MEXICO! Where's your spirit of adventure? We had a GREAT dinner for just a few pesos, we found somebody's luggage tags in the airport so now we have some cool clothes (not), but if we just had some "D" batteries Stacy could have a blast all night with the other stuff from that suitcase and tomorrow we get a free glass bottom boat tour for just listening (politely) to a three hour timeshare presentation. Hey, Mexico on a Saturday night, tomorrow is Sunday and guess what we'll be doing...
Breakfast in L.A. is so much better than Dunkin' Donuts! We found the luggage tags - it works for us!
Our hotel is clean (not), but it is CHEAP! Dinner with all of the basic food groups for just 5 pesos!
Anyway, it's been a LONG day for us. It started at the absolutely unfathomable hour of 5am! That's right folks! And realize we don't even have clocks that display that time. We just stayed up because going to bed at 3am to wake up at five makes not sense. Why so early? Because we had to drive the Taurus over to LAX to get a flight down here! They know us at the Palm Springs airport, so it's too hard to get behind the counter there and score free tickets. It's a lot easier at a major international airport, like LAX, to breach the $6 per hour security folks in stretch pants and get a free flight.
So we finally arrived and our hotel is....ah....hmmmm....interesting. It's certainly not what we expected, but it is unique - and they said the plumbing will be working again by the end of the week. Come on, IT'S MEXICO! Where's your spirit of adventure? We had a GREAT dinner for just a few pesos, we found somebody's luggage tags in the airport so now we have some cool clothes (not), but if we just had some "D" batteries Stacy could have a blast all night with the other stuff from that suitcase and tomorrow we get a free glass bottom boat tour for just listening (politely) to a three hour timeshare presentation. Hey, Mexico on a Saturday night, tomorrow is Sunday and guess what we'll be doing...
Breakfast in L.A. is so much better than Dunkin' Donuts! We found the luggage tags - it works for us!
Our hotel is clean (not), but it is CHEAP! Dinner with all of the basic food groups for just 5 pesos!
You're both so not there. Something happened to you both - you must be spending to much time in the sun. Have you ever gone to a physchiatrist or had any type of physchiatric help? I would strongly encourage it, and if I ever said anything that offended you I thank you for it. As nutty as you two are we cannot help but love you.
guy and cary.
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