WE MAY BE JUST DIRT - BUT AT LEAST WE'RE TOP SOIL!
Everyone, say it with us; T-H-U-R-S-D-A-Y! There you go. That wasn't difficult now was it? Thursdays really are the perfect day. We're not still hungover from Monday Night Football, we have smiles on our faces because yesterday was "HumpDay" (and you all know what that means we did - HEY, the Pope says once a week whether you need it or not!) and it's the beginning of the weekend (It's Friday Eve). Besides, we always feel a sense of accomplishment on Thursdays because that's when we do all of our errands for the week.
It starts with the housework. Look, a double-wide may be small, but it sure can get messy in just a few days. We start cleaning with the bedroom because that's where we eat most of our meals and do most of the mantainence on the motorcycle, so it's usually the most dirty. We clean the bedsheets, rake the floor and empty the Hefty trash bag. The rest of the trailer is pretty easy to clean since other than using the microwave oven in the kitchenette to heat corndogs, we don't really spend much time in any other rooms. The bathroom doesn't even get used much because unless one of us has a problem we usually just "go" outside around by the propane tank - it keeps the grass REALLY green there.
After cleaning, it's time to jump start our 1984 Ford Taurus and head over to the post office to pick up our check from the county. The mailman won't deliver to the trailer park anymore since the people's pit bull down in space 14B chased him for two blocks a few months ago and got a pretty good piece of his pants leg. We don't mind because we get to see our friend Mike at the post office, and this time of year he gives us all the packages that have illegible addresses - and to Mike almost everything is illegible! Speaking of illegible, it is Friday Eve so we'll be out cruisin' Palm Canyon Drive (Palm Canyon, BABY!) and you can bet that everything will be illegible to us after a few drinks too...
Vacuuming the sheets is much easier than washing them! Why use a dustmop when a rake works just fine?
Look at all the illegibly addressed packages Mike gave us! Of course Mike thought this was illegibly addressed!
It starts with the housework. Look, a double-wide may be small, but it sure can get messy in just a few days. We start cleaning with the bedroom because that's where we eat most of our meals and do most of the mantainence on the motorcycle, so it's usually the most dirty. We clean the bedsheets, rake the floor and empty the Hefty trash bag. The rest of the trailer is pretty easy to clean since other than using the microwave oven in the kitchenette to heat corndogs, we don't really spend much time in any other rooms. The bathroom doesn't even get used much because unless one of us has a problem we usually just "go" outside around by the propane tank - it keeps the grass REALLY green there.
After cleaning, it's time to jump start our 1984 Ford Taurus and head over to the post office to pick up our check from the county. The mailman won't deliver to the trailer park anymore since the people's pit bull down in space 14B chased him for two blocks a few months ago and got a pretty good piece of his pants leg. We don't mind because we get to see our friend Mike at the post office, and this time of year he gives us all the packages that have illegible addresses - and to Mike almost everything is illegible! Speaking of illegible, it is Friday Eve so we'll be out cruisin' Palm Canyon Drive (Palm Canyon, BABY!) and you can bet that everything will be illegible to us after a few drinks too...
Vacuuming the sheets is much easier than washing them! Why use a dustmop when a rake works just fine?
Look at all the illegibly addressed packages Mike gave us! Of course Mike thought this was illegibly addressed!
Folks,
Beware, if you look closely, I think there are wires coming out of those packages. I sure hope it's not what I think it is. Cuz word has it that Kevin packs a pretty big load. Watch out!
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